... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
Published on December 15, 2006 By mignuna In Humor

 

things found in my nieces’ playroom:

one doll house, tipped up onto its side and containing: a smashed toy oven, a table missing its legs and a bent-over double teddy bear crammed into a room with the door locked

 

three characters from 'dora the explorer', all naked, one missing a leg

 

two barbie dolls, each wearing a single shoe and nothing else

 

one plush green frog, its stomach torn open and the contents replaced with modeling clay

 

two plastic dinosaurs, each with the tail of the other inserted in its mouth

 

one mickey mouse doll, carrying a handbag and lying on top of 'mr winky worm'

 

one plastic turtle, head removed and the word 'blfnk' scrawled on its ass in texta

 

one large toy horse, bridle tied tightly around its neck and plastic carrot inserted in its eye

 

 


Comments
on Dec 15, 2006
Can anyone say 'future sex offender/politician?'

Nice to have you back, even if it's just for a bit.
on Dec 15, 2006

 

WOW! To what do we owe this honor, migs?

sabrinaaaaa! i just felt the urge. yanno how it is!

Cute article, astute observances, we all know just how cruel women can be...lol, and your neice is just getting warmed up

it must be in the genes, no?

How the hell you been, chikka? I MISS YOU!

i've been great. I MISS YOU TOO!. it's been too long, it's so good to 'hear' from you. i'm off to sleep soon, but i'll be over to 'visit' tomorrow and see what you've been up to these past few months.

Can anyone say 'future sex offender/politician?'

cacto, that was almost the title of the article!

Nice to have you back, even if it's just for a bit.
 

thankyou, it's really nice to be back, and it's so great to get such a warm welcome.

mig xxx

on Dec 15, 2006
So I'm thinking either disturbed girl or mess taken out of context. Time will tell which (nasty time, not sharing all the good secrets until it's too late).
on Dec 20, 2006

So I'm thinking either disturbed girl or mess taken out of context. Time will tell which

she's being raised by my sister danny, so i'm betting on option one.

mig xxx

on Dec 20, 2006
She might also grow up to be a 'conceptual artist'. Anything would be better than a politician.
on Dec 22, 2006

Anything would be better than a politician

anything except a barbie clone or a britney spears fan, maso!

mig xxx

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