... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
Published on December 20, 2006 By mignuna In Humor

 

smiths lyrics which can also be used as excuses to deflect unwanted romantic attention:

why do i smile at people who i'd much rather kick in the eye

i didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

 

sweetness i was only joking when i said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed

 

i still love you but only slightly less than i used to

 

don't come to the house tonight because you'll slip on the trail of my bespattered remains

 

how come someone hasn't noticed that i'm dead

did i ever tell you, by the way i never did like your face

 

i'd like to drop my trousers to the world

 

i know i'm unloveable you don't have to tell me

 

typical me i started something and now i'm not too sure

 

but i don't want a lover i just want to be seen in the back of your car

 

bigmouth strikes again and i've got no right to take my place with the human race

 

i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die i may feel slightly sad but i won't cry

 

sing me to sleep and then leave me alone

 

i've got this terrible cold coming on

 

i want to catch something that i might be ashamed of

 


Comments
on Dec 20, 2006
Mig! Hello....
Good to see you. Does this mean you are back?

I was trying to pick a favorite lyric out of these but I can't. They are all great!


on Dec 20, 2006
I've always thought the venom and pop sensibilties of 'Bigmouth' was one of The Smiths finest moments. Nice list and good to see you...
on Dec 22, 2006

I've always thought the venom and pop sensibilties of 'Bigmouth' was one of The Smiths finest moments. Nice list and good to see you...

thankyou maso. the smiths are indeed fab. it's good to hear from you.

Mig! Hello....Good to see you. Does this mean you are back?

hi kelly. it's nice to 'see' you too. and i am back. for now!

mig xxx

 

on Aug 10, 2007

i'd like to drop my trousers to the world

 Hell of a lot better than shaving your head.

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