mail order grooms ... the ultimate equality ?

Published on May 25, 2004 By mignuna In Marital Issues

tired of lying awake at night dreaming of your perfect man, ladies ?

dream no more.

go on ahead and view the stunning specimens on display at the worlds' first mail order husband site.

just pick one of the array of ah, interesting fellows on offer, make your selection, and propose.

couldn't be simpler, right ?.

off you go, then, chicks: Link

mig XX

ps: thanks to mikimouse for posting the link (about silly websites) that lead me to this hilarious site. mig XX

Comments (Page 1)

Mackintosh

on May 25, 2004

That was pretty damn weird and unwholesome.

gothic impulse

on May 25, 2004

LMAO Mig ..You always make my day !!

My sister met her man online ( not a dating service ) They have one child and another due soon.

She can't wait for them to get old enough to ask ..where she met Daddy ...so she can reply ..Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days

Jess

kingbee

on May 25, 2004

jeez....theyve added new ones since i last saw that.

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)

mignuna

on May 25, 2004

That was pretty damn weird and unwholesome.

indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)

Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days

it's true, jess. you can buy anything on e-bay. virgins ... husbands ... lol

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)

oh, i agree, kingbee. i liked him too. something about those psychotic eyes *shudder*

mig XX

Mackintosh

on May 25, 2004

indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)

lol, well, dunno, at the current rate I might end up on that page yet

Yeah, doing better now, nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks

Sally jacobs

on May 25, 2004

There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want! Such a tough decision, hehe!

dharmagrl

on May 25, 2004

ROFLMAO....

Clyde looking for his Bonnie....hahahaha!!!

Those are some prize catches, aren't they?! Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!

mignuna

on May 25, 2004

nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks

congrats on returning to your private version of normality, macky. welcome back

There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want!

Those are some prize catches, aren't they?! Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!

dharma and sally, those fellows ARE pretty, ahem, special, aren't they ? ... good thing i'm married or that psychotic looking one who wants a wife that can cook and "manage large animals" would be SO mine !!!!

mig XX

Muggaz

on May 25, 2004

Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!

I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass.

BAM!!!

mignuna

on May 26, 2004

Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass

YOU !. again. advertising your stud services in my blog. haven't i told you before, little boy ?.

i'll find you another site. something like manbeef.com ... i heard that exits ... more suited to your type of services, pet, maybe, hmmm ?

you SO asked for that, muggy.

*smooch*

mig XX

Muggaz

on May 26, 2004

you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!

BAM!!!

mignuna

on May 26, 2004

you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!

... like taking candy from a baby, hey muggy ? ... or should that be giving candy to a baby ?

mig XX

thatoneguyinslc

on Aug 25, 2004

Oh Jeez...... After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...

LadyCleve

on Aug 25, 2004

ROFLMAO....

I'll second that one!

After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...

and I'm glad I'm not--if that was what I had to choose from.....*shudders*....ughhh

crimson

on Aug 25, 2004

hehehe... I thought you had my back-up plan all set up for me, Mig. Damn... looks like I'm gonna be single forever!

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