... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...


This week, we are about to be stranded on a deserted tropical island !. Oh no !.

(Thanks Sabrina for another great idea).

For the purposes of the exercise, (ie: to get at what we each really 'can't live without'), we will assume that the island has 'the basics' by way of plant life (including fruit trees), animal life, and adequate water.

What 5 items/things would you take with you, and why ?.



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on Aug 27, 2004
Oh yeah, and I love your dancing banana.
on Aug 28, 2004
YAY!

I'm a little slow this week as the computer was mercilessly ripped from me while my sister went to NYC. It is so good to see that you're back. Now I'm going to have to read your whole backlog of articles... why must you write so much???

Anyway... 5 things.

1) A solar powered iPod loaded with as many songs as it could fit.

2)A really thick writing book and pens (can I count this as one?)

3) My guitar

4) A tent

5) A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well. Damn it! Maybe I can fashion them from animal intestines like in the old days?)

Good questions. I do get the feeling I will starve however, as I have no knife. Nor do I have any tools. Oh well - I will die surrounded by beautiful music which is fine by me!

Suz xxx
on Aug 28, 2004
A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well.


No, you just need a really close friend who's had a vasectomy.
on Aug 28, 2004
Cittahellion on an island if stuck,would never be s**t out of luck,he'd have coms and his "Dick"which you know is quite thick,or else he would surely be f**ked.


i'm laughing much too hard to think of a comment, spc nobody special. this is hilarious stuff !!!!

Little whip's list has merit and note,Although she would constantly toke,She'd feel good, not alone,Though she had not a phone,The coast guard would find her by her smoke!!!


i can't wait until sabrina sees this. these should be a blog, spc nobody special. you should publish them, they are fantastic, i can't stop giggling !

And the last one's for practical gids,Who just beat out all of you kids,Even though he did gloat,'bout duct tape and and a boat,'cause he'd never need help from the squids, (navy)


i adore it !. gideon will too !.

Oh yeah, and I love your dancing banana.


i love your comments !!!. theres' s blog of mine called 'death to smilies' that has the banana and other different smilies to copy and use on here. bluedev also added a pile of them in his comments that we are all free to use, too. please feel free to use them on your blog if you like. i love them !


I'm a little slow this week as the computer was mercilessly ripped from me while my sister went to NYC. It is so good to see that you're back. Now I'm going to have to read your whole backlog of articles... why must you write so much???


it's called extreme boredom, suz. no subject is too trivial for me at the moment hehe !!!!


5) A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well. Damn it! Maybe I can fashion them from animal intestines like in the old days?)


animal intestine condoms suz?. hmm. sexy !

I do get the feeling I will starve however, as I have no knife. Nor do I have any tools


but you DO have animal intestine condoms and a dishy man !!!!


No, you just need a really close friend who's had a vasectomy.


citahellion, you did it again !. you know everything !. this is perfect. yep, one sex slave with a snip coming right up, suz !!!


thanks everyone


vanessa/mig XX

on Aug 28, 2004
And the last one's for practical gids,
Who just beat out all of you kids,
Even though he did gloat,
'bout duct tape and and a boat,
'cause he'd never need help from the squids, (navy)


...I love it!

I also love references to Sabrina's, err..."smoke signals"
on Aug 28, 2004
...I love it!


i knew you would !. isn't it great, gideon ?. spc nobody special has excelled himself !

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 30, 2004
1) my tools
2) a large array of solar panels (and I mean ridiculously large because of my next one)
3) the particle accelerator at cern, which of course they would let me borrow, knowing I was going to be stranded and need to a particle accelerator for research
4) a computer, with an antenna connected that could connect to the network of satellites in the world so that i could access the internet and transmit my findings to the rest of the world. plus, all my music would be stored on the computer.
5) whichever girl i felt i had the best chance of living with for the rest of my life at the time of my exile
on Aug 30, 2004
3) the particle accelerator at cern, which of course they would let me borrow, knowing I was going to be stranded and need to a particle accelerator for research


i am very impressed with your plans, nmrhth

4) a computer, with an antenna connected that could connect to the network of satellites in the world so that i could access the internet and transmit my findings to the rest of the world. plus, all my music would be stored on the computer.


make that very, very impressed !!!!

5) whichever girl i felt i had the best chance of living with for the rest of my life at the time of my exile


i wonder what one would look for in a companion ?. the usual things, considering the longer term ?. thanks for your comment.

vanessa/mig XX
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