dear mr. blog spammer ...

Published on October 15, 2004 By mignuna In Blogging

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Hello, Mr. Blog Spammer, it's me, Miggy.

Remember me ? ... I'm the owner of the blog that you spammed last night.

Congratulations. Everybody that read my blog today went away with the shits thanks to your Viagra ads.

Mr. Blog Spammer, I do not want any Viagra.

Neither do I want a cheap holiday in Outer Mongolia.

I also do not want any sex toys, exotic seeds, work-from-home jobs or "once-in-a-lifetime opportunities".

All that I want, actually, is for you to most forcibly insert your computer into your rectum.

Thankyou in advance for your assistance in this matter.

Now, piss off, would you ?. There's a pet. .

Mig XXX

Comments (Page 1)

mignuna

on Oct 15, 2004

ps: as a late addition to this article, i am ashamed to admit that i got soooooo annoyed by this that i responded to one of the 'ads' in my comments thus:

"you bloody blog spamming bot-faced blighty blimey bollocks buggery bastard !"

as you can see, i am very upset ! hehe

mig XXX

Sally jacobs

on Oct 15, 2004

Hehe....that was my fave of your insults! Great minds mumsy

Erk.

on Oct 15, 2004

ROWR!! ..."saucer of milk for table two, please"

*blows miggy a kiss*

...there, there, ....all better now schnooks?

(and your choice of words was far better than the post I was about to hit the "submit" button with...

)

mignuna

on Oct 15, 2004

Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004

Hehe....that was my fave of your insults! Great minds mumsy

thankyou, my petal. stick with me and i'll make you a star !

ROWR!! ..."saucer of milk for table two, please"

*purrs contentedly*

...there, there, ....all better now schnooks?

yes, eric, thankyou. you get him !!!!

mig XXX

chiprj

on Oct 15, 2004

You know, though, there is one good thing about this spam-bot... I got to read some more of your stuff that I missed from before I joined JU and also got to reread some of the stuff I did read before... and I'm sure others got to see it also... and any chance for people to read your stuff more, is a good thing in my mind!

BlueDev

on Oct 15, 2004

Very true there chiprj. There have been some articles bumped that I had missed earlier.

citahellion

on Oct 15, 2004

Not to downplay the value of that, but you know you can always go and look at peoples' old articles anyway....

on Oct 15, 2004

Yeah. I adready posted about the spam poison. Very,very annoying.

So far, none of my blogs were tagged yet.

stevendedalus

on Oct 15, 2004

"All that I want, actually, is for you to most forcibly insert your computer into your rectum." The marines in the Pacific used to say get thee to the beach and pound coral up your arse.

Ravenblack

on Oct 15, 2004

Some spammer probably got the idea to use the top ten blogs as his ad platform....

chiprj

on Oct 15, 2004

Not to downplay the value of that, but you know you can always go and look at peoples' old articles anyway

Too much worky...

mignuna

on Oct 16, 2004

thankyou chip and bluedev for helping me at least see the beneficial side to this bombardment .

and citahellion, you are, of course, right. (as always !). we could and should do more of that. all of us !.

XX, thanks for your words of support here. it really is annoying me. i hate people coming to my blog and getting all this crap. i hope it doesn't stop people reading (out of frustration).

stevendedalus, thanks for making me smile. even under these circumstances !

mig XX

chiprj

on Oct 16, 2004

and citahellion, you are, of course, right. (as always !). we could and should do more of that. all of us

That's it! I'm heading straight to my absolute favorite mignuna post and bumping it in a non-spammy way! That way other people may get a chance to see it AND it won't be annoying to you! HEHE! Wins for everyone!

mignuna

on Oct 16, 2004

chip, you are so kind to me !. a hardly know what to say, except thankyou very much. i have really enjoyed your comments, and your blog also, and i'd love nothing more at the moment than to find a 'bump' that wasn't generated by that bloody bollocks bastard buggery spambot.

i only hope i can FIND your bump amongst all the viagra ads and get-rich-quick schemes.

why is this moron still desperate enough to pervade blogs with this 'get rich quick' blah anyway ?. talk about a bad ad for your own business idea right there.

mig XXX

mignuna

on Oct 16, 2004

the stupid thing did it again. i want to know why it didn't come into THIS article ?

ewww. it's watching me !!!!!!!!

frustrated mig XXX

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