"friday five" ... gonna find out who's naughty or nice

... santa curse i mean claus is coming to town ...

Published on December 10, 2004 By mignuna In Philosophy

This week, we’re going to ‘do that Santa thing’ and find out who’s really naughty or nice. So, for something a little different, the questions can be applied to one of two subjects.

If you’re feeling naughty, apply the five questions to “Sexual Favours”

If you’re feeling nice (or perhaps shy, awww, so sweet !), apply them to “Christmas Gifts”

(If you’re feeling something in-between, good for you, you well-adjusted little possum, you !. You can answer both ways if you like !)

1/ What would you most like to get this year?

2/ What would you least like to get?

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?

5/ What is the best you have given?

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Mackintosh

on Dec 10, 2004

1/ What would you most like to get this year?

An orgasm

2/ What would you least like to get?

A lack of an orgasm

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?

Oooh...that's a tough one, there's been so many

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?

I don't think there's such a thing as a strange orgasm. I don't suffer from premature ejaculation and that's the only one I'd classify as "strange".

5/ What is the best you have given?

I'm not on speaking terms with either of my exes, so I'm afraid I can't answer that one, apparently they all have been the best anyway

Do these answers qualify me as "naughty" or just horny?

~Mack (still MIA)

dharmagrl

on Dec 10, 2004

1/ What would you most like to get this year?

A visit from my parents.

2/ What would you least like to get?

A hoover (D knows what I mean)

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?

2001, when I got my husband home from the desert 2 days after Christmas....the best (late) christmas gift ever!

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?

Hmmm.....I'll have to think about that!

5/ What is the best you have given?

This year is the first year in a long time that #1 I've been working and #2 D's been home....so, I got him an MP3 player and a Gameboy SP with my own money! That's a big deal to me, and to him too. He's going to love them....I can't wait to see his face!!!

Floozie

on Dec 10, 2004

1/ What would you most like to get this year? Hmmm... it has been so long that almost anything would do! Although, I suppose, it is the silly season and I could get a shag easily if I wanted. In a perfect world? It would have something to do with handcuffs and corsetry and we'll leave the rest to your imagination (or mine, perhaps)

2/ What would you least like to get? Horny drunk office party men trying to grope whatever body part they can reach while I'm trying to get past them to get to the bathroom.

3/ What's the best you have had in the past? Now that would be telling. It was with a 'friend'. He is a very talented man.

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ? It involved a second story balcony overlooking a mainroad and a rocking chair. The night before I left Sydney. I left my own party [fill in the gap] then made it back within an hour. I sound like a whore now. Oh well.

5/ What is the best you have given? My last partner taught me a couple of things, but I'm not sure what the best would be.

I'm betting that no one else is going to answer these the naughty way (apart from Mack, of course!)

thatoneguyinslc

on Dec 10, 2004

Guess Again Flooz!

1/ What would you most like to get this year?: My girlfriend in a confessional booth (she has this thing about churches)

2/ What would you least like to get?: The male equivalent of what Flooz doesn't want...Someone kept grabbing my junk at last years x-mas party.

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?: Well....It involved driving at 100 mph across the Bonneville Salt Flats, and i was driving....(you figure it out)

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had: My ex- bosses desk....with his secretary...I was mad at him

5/ What is the best you have given?: I give 110% every time...

dharmagrl

on Dec 10, 2004

Am I the only 'nice' one here?

That makes me feel very dull and altogether unadventurous.

Then again, I'm the only married one to respond thus far...

imajinit

on Dec 10, 2004

1. What would I most like to get? Well, I'm going to be working a 12 hour shift on Christmas day, so it would be great to get some action at the office. Somehow I just don't think that's going to happen, but hey, a guy can wish right? (my last girlfriend would have done it... guess maybe I shouldn't have dumped her. Fuck... *pouts...)

2. What would I least like to get? A kick in the nuts. (aka: working a 12 hour shift on Christmas)

3. What was the best I ever had? hmmm... I don't know how much I should tell here... 2 years ago I had a very memorable Christmas with a certain beautiful woman... I should prob'ly leave it at that... *leaves to go search for her number

4. The strangest? hmmm... broad daylight in the middle of an open field? (doggie style of course) I fear I'm revealing too much here...

5. The best I've given? Prob'ly the time that I lit over a hundred candles in her room and spread rose petals all over the bed and the floor, w/ another dozen roses in the bed... *insert Bon Jovi's 'Bed of Roses' here* ... she cried, we made love, it was great...

6. Is Dharma the only 'nice' one here? I don't think so, I think maybe she's just the only one that's responded so far that wasn't horny while she was responding. Maybe she just got some or something...

foreverserenity

on Dec 10, 2004

I'm cracking up at all this naughtiness - oh to be single again! As the next married person responding, I'm going to be nice too...

1/ What would you most like to get this year? An hour at the spa or a laptop

2/ What would you least like to get? a big-screen TV - which is what my hubby wants to get (I bet all the males will agree w/this one)

3/ What's the best you have had in the past? mmmm, a gorgeous teddy set w/lucious eatable stuff - what a night that was! (ok, almost naughty)

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ? mmm, can't remember a strange gift....

5/ What is the best you have given? I always give my kids and husband what they want for Xmas, so I guess that would be great gifts. Hubby's always include his favourite on Xmas night - me! Plans to do so this year too.

Texas Wahine

on Dec 10, 2004

Font is all fucked up. Will try again later.

Suspeckted

on Dec 10, 2004

1) Most like to get? Any
2) Least like to get? Syphillis
3) Best I've had? parking ramp roof
4) Strangest? Church camp girls bathroom floor with fellow counselor...ick..
5) Best I've given? Many ties for all of my rapid response to any late night booty calls. hmm, maybe everyone lost my number.

Texas Wahine

on Dec 10, 2004

Hah. Now it's fixed. Imagine that.

OK, trying again . . .

For some reason, I'm willing to be really naughty with this one this morning. Heh.

1/ What would you most like to get this year?

Hmmm . . . since my husband is away I'll have to go nice with this one and say a bigass diamond ring (my stance on diamonds have evolved and I now like and want one).

2/ What would you least like to get?

A box full of rotten possum carcasses and splinters.

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?

Best in the recent past was the doggy style in the shower when he was home on leave. Nice and slippery.

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?

In the backseat of the car . . . with other people in the front seat.

5/ What is the best you have given?

He enjoys a blow job with a little "TF" thrown in for his visual pleasure . . . I am quite good at that.

*blushes for being so naughty*

Danny Bassette

on Dec 10, 2004

I think I'm naughty, but people tell me I'm nice, so...
1/ What would you most like to get this year?
Naughty/Nice: I want to spend time with the woman I love. As either naughty or nice, it's the same thing I want, just to be with her.
2/ What would you least like to get?
Naughty: An anal rapage, would be a very bad gift to receive.
Nice: Don't really care here, I can always throw it away or some such, I've done that enough times in the past.
3/ What's the best you have had in the past?
Naughty: We were cuddled up in bed with candles flickering on the window sill as we fell asleep in each others arms.
Nice: A computer, or maybe that was for my birthday, not entirely sure.
4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?
Naughty: Well there was the time a girl tried to rape me, that was just bizarre.
Nice: Maybe not that strange, but I got coal one year.
5/ What is the best you have given?
Naughty: I've been called an angel, I can't imagine giving anything better.
Nice: My big box of legos, gave it to my brothers a few years back. Sure it was a handmedown type gift, but they thought it was great and have enjoyed it since.

Texas Wahine

on Dec 10, 2004

Naughty: An anal rapage, would be a very bad gift to receive.

you got me cracking up with that one, danny!

Gideon MacLeish

on Dec 10, 2004

I got nothing in my 'cept nice right now, so I'll make it a little less fun

1/ What would you most like to get this year?

Honestly, to see a few people I know that deserve to be happy receive that happiness.

2/ What would you least like to get?

A fruitcake.

3/ What's the best you have had in the past?

I can't really giv a straightforward answer to this. Christmas is not historically a happy time for me.

4/ What's the strangest you’ve had ?

5/ What is the best you have given?

When I managed group homes, I gave all my employees the day off and worked the entire day myself (we celebrated the day after).

Eh, poo, I'm no fun at this today. Sorry, vanessa

Danny Bassette

on Dec 10, 2004

Glad you found it amusing

mignuna

on Dec 10, 2004

YOU'RE ALL FABULOUS !!!!

special note to dharma: you are nice and also a little naughty, my love. that makes you perfect

i want to sit here and type my own answers now, but i can't, as my husband wants to go outside in the sunshine and 'get stuff done on the house' !. the nerve !. when i want to sit here in the fusty darkness pecking away at a keyboard. some people just have no idea, do they ?

i'll be back when the beast allows me some freedom !

mig XXXXXXXXXXXX

ps: macky, have a lie down pet. i fear you are about to implode hehe

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