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Published on November 20, 2005 By mignuna In Humor

 

Several grown women I know claim not to masturbate, and this astonishes me. To be honest, I have real trouble believing that any sexually active female hasn’t tried a little do-it-yourself even once, and I find it a shame that female masturbation is still frowned upon.

 

Young men are encouraged to explore their sexuality from the outset, and male masturbation is seen as an acceptable example of this. There are so many terms for it ... jerking off, wanking, slapping the salami, shakin’ the bacon, pulling the pud, having a bat ... the list is endless.

 

(Yet what exactly IS the term for a female practitioner of the masturbatory arts ? ... a jerkess ?. Do we really believe that so few women masturbate that we don’t need a word for it ?).

 

As a woman, I can tell you that just lying there waiting for man to make you come is near useless as far as achieving orgasm goes. It alright for men, they get the genital equivalent of a joystick to experiment with, and it’s not too hard (pardon the pun) to figure out how it all works.

 

But we girls have extra bits. Bits we can’t see. Bits that, if we don’t work out how to use them for ourselves, will likely go ‘unworked out’ for all time. You owe it to yourself to find out what you like, not expect someone else to work it out for you.

 

So, if you have a vagina, don’t be scared of it. It won’t bite. Get ‘under the bonnet’ and have a look. As the wonderful Woody Allen once said: "don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love".

 

 

 


Comments
on Nov 21, 2005
I applaud this article Mig. I agree that more women should give themselves a hand so to speak. I know a lot of guys don't want to ask for directions, but is it often nice if the person you are with knows the way, because as the old saying goes, your mileage may vary.
on Nov 21, 2005
This gets an insightful from me...what IS wrong with women expoloring their sexuality?
on Nov 21, 2005
Yet what exactly IS the term for a female practitioner of the masturbatory arts ? ... a jerkess ?. Do we really believe that so few women masturbate that we don’t need a word for it ?).


a jiller (or jilless). as in jack n jill.

i don't know which excites me more...a new article by mignuna or the umm topic at hand. (actually there's no question; i been smilin bigtime since i saw the date stamp)
on Nov 21, 2005
Umm, Bopping the button?
it is really nice to see you post again Miggy!
on Nov 21, 2005
Excellent subject. I feel it needs more exploring!
on Nov 21, 2005
the man in the boat


I heard that on some tv show or something (South Park, maybe?) and I could not freaking figure out what they were talking about. Hahahaha.

I'm glad you're back migs!

It's interesting (and sad) that there's still so much stigma attached to female masturbation when male masturbation is accepted and lauded enough that it's a topic included in otherwise tame prime time TV fare.
on Nov 21, 2005
wonderfull to see you posting again you big TEAse you.

I have never trusted women that claim to NEVER have played with themselves btw.
on Nov 21, 2005

wonderfull to see you posting again you big TEAse you.

well, shucks, moderateman ... thankyou *blushes*

I have never trusted women that claim to NEVER have played with themselves btw.

... and neither should you, moderateman !. women who say they never touch it (or never have) must either have no curiosity whatsoever ... or be ashamed of it and lying about ... neither situation sounds very healthy.

It's interesting (and sad) that there's still so much stigma attached to female masturbation when male masturbation is accepted and lauded enough that it's a topic included in otherwise tame prime time TV fare

true tex. it's like men are EXPECTED to do it, and there's something wrong with them if they don't. but women, it's whole different ball game (pardon the pun heh)

it's the man in the boat that gets all the attention.

bwaaaaa haaaaa !. i never heard this before. you'll have to excuse me. i'm from australia. hehe

Excellent subject. I feel it needs more exploring!

it does kelly, it does. let us all know if you make any er, discoveries ! 

Umm, Bopping the button?

oooh, i love it ssg geezer. lets' try and think of some more. how about 'rubbin' the nubbin' ?

And now I'm gonna go play with myself in YOUR HONOR!

oh sabrina, what a fabulous idea. in fact, i like it so much i'm going to make it mandatory for anyone that reads this blog hehe

HELLO MIGGY DARLING, YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!

HELLO SABRINA DARLING, RIGHT BACK AT YOU MY LOVE !. I've already been over at 'your place' catching up on frankie, and i'm loving your style as much as ever. It's nice to be back.

i don't know which excites me more...a new article by mignuna or the umm topic at hand. (actually there's no question; i been smilin bigtime since i saw the date stamp)

i'm equally thrilled to have your comments, king. i'm looking forward to more of our intellectual intercourse !  

a jiller (or jilless). as in jack n jill.

did you make that up, king ?. you know it's easy to fool us australians

what IS wrong with women expoloring their sexuality

exactly, Inbloom, it's just the stigma that some women seem to attach to it

I agree that more women should give themselves a hand so to speak

thankyou historyishere. glad to have you 'on the team' hehe

mig xxx

 

on Nov 21, 2005
Insightful article, Mig.

A friend told me she has never masturbated. She's 28. I told her I didn't believe her, and that I felt much more woman masturbated than polls or surveys say. Another friend told me that she first discovered masturbation at a very early age. She was born in 1969, and told me that she remembers when she first discovered it she noticed that Richard Nixon was on TV resigning.

---I know a lot of guys don't want to ask for directions, but is it often nice if the person you are with knows the way, because as the old saying goes, your mileage may vary.---

Just because I have the maps of other places doesn't mean those maps will work on a new area, no matter how familar it looks. So if I'm some place new, and my old routes aren't working, I never have trouble asking directions. I feel I'm so close. It's right in the front of my face, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Damn, it's right on the tip of my tongue, too.
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