smiths lyrics which can also be used as excuses to deflect unwanted romantic attention: why do i smile at people who i'd much rather kick in the eye i didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry sweetness i was only joking when i said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed i still love you but only slightly less than i used to don't come to the house tonight because you'll slip on the trail of my bespattered remai...
smiths lyrics which can also be used as excuses to deflect unwanted romantic attention: why do i smile at people who i'd much rather kick in the eye i didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry sweetness i was only joking when i said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed i still love you but only slightly less than i used to don't come to the house tonight because you'll slip on the trail of my bespattered remai...
things found in my nieces’ playroom: one doll house, tipped up onto its side and containing: a smashed toy oven, a table missing its legs and a bent-over double teddy bear crammed into a room with the door locked three characters from 'dora the explorer', all naked, one missing a leg two barbie dolls, each wearing a single shoe and nothing else one plush green frog, its stomach torn open and the contents replaced with model...
things found in my nieces’ playroom: one doll house, tipped up onto its side and containing: a smashed toy oven, a table missing its legs and a bent-over double teddy bear crammed into a room with the door locked three characters from 'dora the explorer', all naked, one missing a leg two barbie dolls, each wearing a single shoe and nothing else one plush green frog, its stomach torn open and the contents replaced with model...
'Divorce-like' refund excuses: 1/ It doesn’t fit me properly 2/ My mother hates it 3/ It looks different in the daylight 4/ I just didn’t like it when I got it home 5/ It lost its shape really quickly 6/ I was drunk when I chose it 7/ It makes me itchy 8/ It’s not warm enough 9/ It’s too small ! ...
'Divorce-like' refund excuses: 1/ It doesn’t fit me properly 2/ My mother hates it 3/ It looks different in the daylight 4/ I just didn’t like it when I got it home 5/ It lost its shape really quickly 6/ I was drunk when I chose it 7/ It makes me itchy 8/ It’s not warm enough 9/ It’s too small ! ...
Several grown women I know claim not to masturbate, and this astonishes me. To be honest, I have real trouble believing that any sexually active female hasn’t tried a little do-it-yourself even once , and I find it a shame that female masturbation is still frowned upon. Young men are encouraged to explore their sexuality from the outset, and male masturbation is seen as an acceptable example of this. There are so many terms for it ... jerking off, wanki...
Several grown women I know claim not to masturbate, and this astonishes me. To be honest, I have real trouble believing that any sexually active female hasn’t tried a little do-it-yourself even once , and I find it a shame that female masturbation is still frowned upon. Young men are encouraged to explore their sexuality from the outset, and male masturbation is seen as an acceptable example of this. There are so many terms for it ... jerking off, wanki...
(This was forwarded to me recently, but I don't have the original source) If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you. It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fis...
(This was forwarded to me recently, but I don't have the original source) If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you. It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fis...
The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own, some of them are even capable of speech . ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis. Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...
The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own, some of them are even capable of speech . ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis. Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...
I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot. Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !” yelled Joel, the kid...
I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot. Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !” yelled Joel, the kid...
My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory. Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...