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things found in my nieces’ playroom:
one doll house, tipped up onto its side and containing: a smashed toy oven, a table missing its legs and a bent-over double teddy bear crammed into a room with the door locked
three characters from 'dora the explorer', all naked, one missing a leg
two barbie dolls, each wearing a single shoe and nothing else
one plush green frog, its stomach torn open and the contents replaced with modeling clay
two plastic dinosaurs, each with the tail of the other inserted in its mouth
one mickey mouse doll, carrying a handbag and lying on top of 'mr winky worm'
one plastic turtle, head removed and the word 'blfnk' scrawled on its ass in texta
one large toy horse, bridle tied tightly around its neck and plastic carrot inserted in its eye
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