... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
NOT MY WORK - please see endnote. thanks :)
Published on May 11, 2004 By mignuna In Misc

if i had my life to live over, i'd dare to make more mistakes ... next time, i'd relax. i would limber up. i would be sillier than i have been this trip.

i would start barefooted earlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall. i would keep later hours. i would have more sweethearts. i would go to more circuses and less meetings. i would take fewer things seriously.

i would take more chances, climb more mountains and swim more rivers. i would eat more ice cream and less beans. i would perhaps have more actual troubles, but i'd have far fewer imaginary ones.

i lived sensibly and sanely, hour after hour, day after day. oh, i've had my moments, but if i got to do it over again, i'd have more of them ... in fact, i'd try to have nothing else. just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead of each day.

i've been one of those persons who never goes anywhere without a raincoat, a spare tyre, loose change for the phone, a hat, a handerchief, a parachute !. next trip, i would travel lighter than i have.

if i had my life to live over, i would pay less attention to people who teach tension. in this modern world of specialization we naturally have a superabundance of individuals who cry at us to be serious.

in a world in which practically everybody else seems to be consecrated to the gravity of the situation, i would rise to glorify the levity of the situation. for i agree with will durant that "gaiety is wiser than wisdom."

as g.k. chesterton once said: "angels can fly because they can take themselves lightlyā€¯.




(note: there have been many versions of this work. this one is from the readers' digest, october 1953 issue, and is attributed to don herold (1889-1966), author and humourist). hope you liked it. mig.


Comments
on May 11, 2004
I've heard better versions of this, but the idea is great. The title is wonderful. Thanks
on May 11, 2004
thanks sherye. i believe there is a "modernised" version also, and also one in rhyme. it's certainly popular

i found this one in an ancient readers' digest all covered in dust when i was in my grans' garage. some of the articles are hilarious ... in particular the ads !.

mig XX
on May 11, 2004
hindsight is a bitch!



BAM!!!
on May 11, 2004
muggaz, i agree with you if you mean the hindsight of the poor, sad old guy that wrote that, as opposed to inferring that my life was over.

there is life in the old bat yet !

mig XX
on May 12, 2004
This is wonderful! How I wish people could take themselves more lightly!! My daughter is a great one for reminding me to lighten up. When we're working, she has a different name for each stage of stress I get into. When I hit the Sylvia level, I know I'm in trouble!
Thank you so much for the comment you left on my blog. I've been very glad I found yours!
on May 13, 2004
my husband has "installed" a "pause button" in my forehead.

when i stress myself too much, he presses a certain spot, and i have to shut up !.

it' s a good way to calm your wife down under the guise that you are "concerned at her stress levels" as opposed to having to admit that you are "sick of her whining"