i am the weirdo next door

Published on May 13, 2004 By mignuna In Personal Relationships

as i was walking down my driveway this morning to get the mail, i passed my husbands' car, and it said "hello".

i immediately realised that my husband was partially underneath the car, and partially hidden by our rampant "garden".

(he has this idea that he can fix the car. sometimes, he even can).

anyway, i went along with his little ruse, and he made an absolute ASS out of me, as only he can. watch and learn ...

"car": "... i said hello"

me: *sighing* ... "okay ... hello, mr car. what's your name?"

"car": "eduardo"

me: "that's a nice name. how come you can talk, mr car ?"

"car": "i can't, nessy ... and the people across the road staring at you KNOW that !!!"

exit me ... to the tune of my husbands' loud laughter.

(i now have to live in hope that those sticky-beaks heard the damn car laughing before they went inside to talk about it)

Comments

Muggaz

on May 13, 2004

haha... let Phil know I thought that was quite grande!!!

you make an excellent SUCKA!!!!

BAM!!

Mr_Frog

on May 14, 2004

wah, wah, wah.

-- B

mignuna

on May 14, 2004

muggaz, YOU would

mr_frog ... *take a bow* ... give that man a cigar

mig XX

WiseFawn

on May 14, 2004

I enjoy my visits to your world more each time! Most of my favorite people in the world are laughing cars and the people that talk to them.

mignuna

on May 14, 2004

wisefawn, you're welcome anytime

anyway, i got my own back. he's colourblind and currently pruning a tree out in the front street wearing a very old pair of my track bottoms ...

... and i'm sure everyone will forget all about the car as soon as they cop a load of mr purple-pants out there

mig XX

Gene Nash

on May 15, 2004

Reminds me of the time my mother, sitting in the dinning room, said somethng to a fly. I was in the living room and said, "Who are you talking to?" Then she began having a conversation with the fly (aka me) without realizing fly's don't talk. At first I thought she was joking. I soon caught on she was serious. Mom's not all together "there" sometimes, you know? I eventually started laughing my butt off and blew the whole thing. She turned red and refused to discuss it further. To this day she turns red about it.

Cann1bal

on May 21, 2004

Personally Im the hermit next door... so dont plan seeing any or much of my pale hide anytime soon

Thomas

mignuna

on May 21, 2004

Then she began having a conversation with the fly (aka me) without realizing fly's don't talk.

smartaz, this gives a new dimension to the statement "my parents can explain everything" ??

and thomas ... lol ... speaking of pale hides, i also avoid unnecessary exterior excursions.

mig XX

imajinit

on May 21, 2004

I have a talking penis... shhhh... you have to be really quiet to hear it.

(in a whisper) the only way to shut it up is to put it in your mouth... (shhh...)

HA! There I go working blowjobs into the conversation again Dharma! gotta go! Dharma's trying to arrest me!!!

*runs down the street wildly*

gothic impulse

on May 21, 2004

LMAO .. MJ is it out flapping about as you run?

Mig ..come live next door to me ..my neighbours are boring ...and then the street will have someone else to talk about

Jess

mignuna

on May 21, 2004

have a talking penis... shhhh... you have to be really quiet to hear it. (in a whisper) the only way to shut it up is to put it in your mouth... (shhh...)

michael, does it hit on girls for you too ? by saying really smooth things and stuff ?

dharma ... you have an objection to blowjobs ? or just michaels' desire to discuss them all the time ? hehe

jess ... stop giving michael ideas ... the visual on that is just shocking ... that running thing ... flapping ? ewww. lol

and i'd love to live next door to you jess. we could scandalise the street just by existing

mig XX

imajinit

on May 21, 2004

having too much fun!

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