... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
(aka be careful who you're nice to, kiddies !!!!)
Published on June 11, 2004 By mignuna In Humor

whilst stuck waiting in an understaffed public office recently, i read a "spiritual" magazine that suggested performing "random acts of kindness" as a way to help bring about "inner peace"

i have been somewhat short on inner peace lately, so i figured i would give it a go

acting on the advice of said magazine, the next time that i found myself driving on a "tollway", i paid the toll for the car behind, as well as my own, as i passed through the tollgate. the man collecting the tolls said i was a "very thoughtful lady" !!!!. then he wished me "a very happy day" and gave me a huge cheesy smile as i drove off !!!!

(it became obvious that the magazine was onto something, here)

i was chuffed !. it felt absolutely great and i resolved immediately to do so again when i was next able. this resolve lasted until the vehicle whose toll i had paid caught up to me at the next traffic lights, containing a man i guessed to be in his late-sixties. he gave me a big fatherly wave, which i returned. he then mouthed "thankyou" at me as the light changed and i began to drive away

still happy, i continued on my smiling way until i realised that ten minutes and several turns had passed, and the guy was still behind me

right behind me

when he realised he had caught my eye, he began motioning in a leery way for me to "pull over" to the side of the road

when i appeared not to get his point, he kept doing it !!!!

it was all kind of yucky and clearly no longer fatherly !!!!

ewwwww !

fortunately for me, my would-be suitor realised his mistake quite quickly and was not persistent, so my virtue remained intact. (this, in fact, proved reassuringly easy hehe) ... but i learned an old lesson in a new way that day:

no matter what you do, no matter how innocent or well-meaning you are, despite all good intentions and purity of motivation ... there will always be someone who takes you the wrong way ...

... or wants to



Comments (Page 1)
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on Jun 11, 2004
I used to do this all the time and never had anymore adverse effects than the occassional odd look. I guess I musn't be as becoming as you Keep up the good work! (But watch out for the weirdos!)
on Jun 11, 2004
I guess I musn't be as becoming as you


floozie, lovely, i am certain that you are indeed ravishing . perhaps it was my own hideousness that enabled the old fart to think he had a chance

or maybe he just had cataracts ?

mig XX
on Jun 11, 2004
I am betting on the cataracts(you KNOW im joking) . The way men are socialized leads us to confuse any positive relationship with the other sex with a "sexual",for lack of a better word, relationship. The old poot probably couldn't help it
on Jun 11, 2004
I decided to do the same thing, you know be nice to folk, go out of my way to help them. So there was this old lady waiting to use the phone, and it was raining, and I talked to her, and the person using the public phone just wasn't interested and was chatting away. This old lady only wanted to phone a taxi, so I let her use my mobile, which was nothing really, but it does make you feel good when you can help people. This old lady rambled on and whinged for the majority of the time we waited for taxi (I wanted to make sure she got it ok) mostly about how inconsiderate people are, kind of made me think she should appreciate those who are considerate...i didn't even get a thank you, not that I wanted one, but who's inconsiderate?
on Jun 11, 2004
No good deed goes unpunished.
on Jun 11, 2004
sucks when you do go out of your way and it bites you in the ass, but I'm still trying to keep trying for all the times some random soul has bailed me out or gave me that extra lift on a shitty day...but don't worry Mig, I won't tailgate you for miles afterwards...I'll just give you the smile, the wave and try to pass it on.

-Suspeckted

PS - Welcome to my favorites list Mig...peace.
on Jun 11, 2004
could you clarify "being taken the wrong way" please?
on Jun 11, 2004
The way men are socialized leads us to confuse any positive relationship with the other sex with a "sexual",for lack of a better word, relationship


hehe steve, thanks for admitting it

i didn't even get a thank you, not that I wanted one, but who's inconsiderate?


hehe sally, another incident that was "not like it happened in the magazine"

No good deed goes unpunished


hehe mason, you and your one liners. you kill me

but I'm still trying to keep trying for all the times some random soul has bailed me out or gave me that extra lift on a shitty day


suspeckted, i do still try. regardless of ass bites . and i'm very pleased to be on your favourites list. i have been thinking i need to make one of those myself. needless to say, this will be reciprocated if i ever manage to get it done

could you clarify "being taken the wrong way" please?


king, hehe, you're such an innocent . but then, so am i. i have no idea what it means. really. it just sounded good at the time. nothing to do with smutty inneondos at all. promise

mig XX
on Jun 11, 2004
hmmm (im gonna hate myself for this later but...) doesnt inuendo sound like it should be a smutty inuendo in some latinate language?
atsa_inuendo!
on Jun 12, 2004
king, i always thought innuendo was italian for suppository, myself

mig XX
on Jun 12, 2004
as the saying goes, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions". Sad but true. Don't give up though, you will be surprised at the one time your kindness gives immediate inner gradification. The return on that alone is phenominel.
on Jun 12, 2004
king, i always thought innuendo was italian for suppository, myself


Now THAT"S a good one-liner
on Jun 12, 2004
Don't give up though


i won't, illusivedreamer. promise

Now THAT"S a good one-liner


mason, coming from the king of one-liners himself, i'd say that's a compliment

mig XX
on Jun 12, 2004
I must correct my spelling...."phenonenon". Believe it or not I was an honor student and I won all the "spelling bees", go figure, I think I may be too old and forgetful.
on Jun 12, 2004
I can't believe this...I tried to stop and fix the "n" and make it an "m" and of course it was too late. Talk about seeming to be a conversation crasher. I apologise for using this up for my stupid mistakes.
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