... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
...wow. you really CAN buy anything on the internet ;)
Published on July 27, 2004 By mignuna In Blogging

So, you came home after a few coldies at 3am and decided it would be a bit of a lark to auction your corpse on eBbay ?. Never mind. We've all done it, right ?.

So spare a thought for a British man who has received death threats after failing to make good with the delivery of his body to the successful eBay bidder, a German cannibal named "Donnie".

22 year old Daniel O'Dee listed his corpse for sale as a drunken dare, and before eBay could remove the listing, he received a reportedly genuine bid from someone in Germany calling himself "Donnie, the Hanover Cannibal", who offered to pay around $4000 for O'Dee's "corpse".

When O'Dee emailed the bidder to explain that it had been a joke, "Donnie" replied that he was "very disappointed that this is your own body, as I require one as soon as possible".

"Donnie" went on to say that if O'Dee had "any other access to a fresh corpse" he would be "very interested and willing to pay a more than a fair price". He explained that he was part of a syndicate that purchases "takeaway" corpses, and that they 'band together' to share the costs of such purchases.

When O'Dee didn't respond to the emails, he apparently began to receive death threats from the German, and decided to go public with his story in the hope of scaring off the carnivorous bidder.

Needless to say, O'Dee says he will not be visiting Germany at any time in the near future. (Presumably so he doesn't end up as a pile of German sausages or something).

Funny. Too funny. But only if it's not true, yes ?.



Comments
on Jul 27, 2004
Hehe, very funny, true or not . Maybe I'm just sick I don't know, hehe.......If we see a franchise of German restaurants called Donnie's Diners, we'll know to be careful, hehe! Yes I'm sick, going now....still laughing though, hehe!
on Jul 27, 2004
we see a franchise of German restaurants called Donnie's Diners, we'll know to be careful,


sal, what a bizarre comment. hehe i'm so proud !

"mumsy" mig XX
on Jul 27, 2004
And I was wondering who was outbidding me on all the fresh meat. Dammit! I wonder how I can get into this syndicate? Maybe I should take them a sacrificial offering?
on Jul 27, 2004
Ewwwwwwwww.... Who really posts a corpse for auction any way?
on Jul 27, 2004
that is awesome.
on Jul 27, 2004
sal, what a bizarre comment. hehe i'm so proud !


Hehe...I learnt from the besy Mumsy!
on Jul 27, 2004
Jesus!! God..did you hear about that guy who advertised in a lonely heart's page for a woman to eat? I think that worked out actually..or maybe it was just fiction. I sure hope so.

Can't these people just eat pork or something??

Hehe good article mig , you've been exceptionally prolific of late. I'm impressed, no matter how much you write, it is always of an excellent standard.

Thank ye for the comment!

Dyl xxx
on Jul 27, 2004
And I was wondering who was outbidding me on all the fresh meat. Dammit! I wonder how I can get into this syndicate? Maybe I should take them a sacrificial offering?


hehe suz. you naughty girl, you !. i always suspected you were a maneater !


Ewwwwwwwww.... Who really posts a corpse for auction any way?


i hope the answer to that is nobody, joey. and i agree. ewwwwwwww !


that is awesome


thankyou stePHen. it's not as cool as your comic stories, but i'm glad you enjoyed it. hehe


Hehe...I learnt from the besy Mumsy!


thankyou, my sweet. i try !


Jesus!! God..did you hear about that guy who advertised in a lonely heart's page for a woman to eat? I think that worked out actually..or maybe it was just fiction. I sure hope so.


dyl, that's gievn a whole new meaning to "eat me" huh ?

Can't these people just eat pork or something??


exactly. they just have to be different !

you've been exceptionally prolific of late


i know. i had all this stuff in my head that i needed to get out, but, as i'm sure you can imagine, i was too busy trying to keep up with marco (mentally, and in every other way) for almost a week. there is a huge hole in my life. you've seen me try to fill it with homer and now a cannibal, but it's not working, dyl ! arrrrrgggggghhhh !.


mig XX
on Jul 27, 2004
This was an interesting start to my Joe User reading! There are some weird people out there...

Aria
on Jul 28, 2004
This was an interesting start to my Joe User reading! There are some weird people out there...


hi aria. yep, there certainly are. thanks for your comment and welcome to ju

vanessa/mig XX