...legendary monk's penis goes on display at russian museum
there exists in russia an erotic museum which contains the preserved penis of (evil monkand legendary lover) rasputin on public display in a glass jar as part of an exhibit on sexuality.
the museums’ curator, de igor knyaskin, says he has been astounded by the attention the preserved penis is getting, stating that “it is our biggest attraction” (no pun intended).
viewing rasputins’ mutilated member has spurred a trend amongst museum visitors, who now rub their hands over the jar containing the penis in the belief it will make them better lovers and more fertile.
dr knyazkin admits that “we still don’t know where the idea of rubbing their hands over it came from”.
as a nasty side effect of showcasing this exhibition, the doc reports that “some people have got this idea from the rasputin exhibit that I am a penis collector of some kind”.
“people have begun telephoning me to offer me penises for the museum”.
to the docs horror, he has received phone calls offering him a dissected dog penis, and, amazingly enough, several calls from men asking how much he would pay them if they cut their own member off for the museum.
ouch !.