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...legendary monk's penis goes on display at russian museum
Published on August 8, 2004 By mignuna In History


there exists in russia an erotic museum which contains the preserved penis of (evil monkand legendary lover) rasputin on public display in a glass jar as part of an exhibit on sexuality.

the museums’ curator, de igor knyaskin, says he has been astounded by the attention the preserved penis is getting, stating that “it is our biggest attraction” (no pun intended).

viewing rasputins’ mutilated member has spurred a trend amongst museum visitors, who now rub their hands over the jar containing the penis in the belief it will make them better lovers and more fertile.

dr knyazkin admits that “we still don’t know where the idea of rubbing their hands over it came from”.

as a nasty side effect of showcasing this exhibition, the doc reports that “some people have got this idea from the rasputin exhibit that I am a penis collector of some kind”.

“people have begun telephoning me to offer me penises for the museum”.

to the docs horror, he has received phone calls offering him a dissected dog penis, and, amazingly enough, several calls from men asking how much he would pay them if they cut their own member off for the museum.

ouch !.



Comments
on Aug 09, 2004
asking how much he would pay them if they cut their own member off for the museum.


I hope I am never THAT desperate for money....
on Aug 09, 2004
I hope I am never THAT desperate for money..


I hope that someday I am...I've never much cared for the drug addiction I NEVER wanted. The sooner it's gone the better. Then again, the sooner it's gone the sooner i'll be without a surrogate for my culpability. Now wouldn't THAT be a bitch!

Marco
on Aug 09, 2004
ya know how museums, zoos and graceland sell like dinosaur balloons, chimp plush animals and playdoh models of pink cadillac convertibles or velvet paintings of the king?   wonder what kinda keepsakes they offer to people who want to remember or let people know theyve seen rasputins magic wand?
on Aug 09, 2004
Probably some hand lotion in a tall, thin bottle....
on Aug 09, 2004

hand lotion in a tall, thin bottle


like a fra angelico kinda bottle?

on Aug 09, 2004
Perhaps one day my penis will be in a museum as part of a virility exhibition.
on Aug 09, 2004
I hope I am never THAT desperate for money....


citahellion, i can't imagine ANYBODY wanting money that badly. but apparently some people do !


I hope that someday I am...I've never much cared for the drug addiction I NEVER wanted. The sooner it's gone the better. Then again, the sooner it's gone the sooner i'll be without a surrogate for my culpability. Now wouldn't THAT be a bitch!


marco. you !. i do sympathise. i really do. it must be like being attached to a small volcano. and you're rarely culpable ... it's those vixens that are to blame



ya know how museums, zoos and graceland sell like dinosaur balloons, chimp plush animals and playdoh models of pink cadillac convertibles or velvet paintings of the king? wonder what kinda keepsakes they offer to people who want to remember or let people know theyve seen rasputins magic wand?


good question, kingbee. why do you always trigger thoughts in my head ?. perhaps an ice cream cone ? tee hee



Probably some hand lotion in a tall, thin bottle


citahellion !. you multi-faceted man, you !. what a naughty thing to say ! i like it ! hehe


like a fra angelico kinda bottle?


kingbee, i don't know what the shape of that is, but thanks to citahellion, maybe i don't need to (ugh. or want to)


Perhaps one day my penis will be in a museum as part of a virility exhibition.


how fabulous, sir peter, that your rampant reproduction someday become world renowned. smashing idea .


vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 10, 2004

here ya go  (hahahah im goin to hell for sure now) fra angelico was reputedly a monk as well..notice the cincture (rope belt)

on Aug 10, 2004
(hahahah im goin to hell for sure now)


aw, it was worth it, no ?

fra angelico was reputedly a monk as well..notice the cincture (rope belt)


ooooh. cincture. you know i love it when you talk to me about cinctures, kingbee. *swoons*

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 10, 2004

you know i love it when you talk to me about cinctures

a rope belt is what inspired johnny cash to write his big hit 'because youre mine, please pull the twine'.

on Aug 10, 2004
Ra Ra rasputin. Here is his 'essence' in the museum! How fleeting is human vanity, virility or ego( even penises),eh ?
on Aug 10, 2004
a rope belt is what inspired johnny cash to write his big hit 'because youre mine, please pull the twine'.


kingbee, are you this clever and funny for real ? . how do people live with you ?. you're a wonder


Ra Ra rasputin. Here is his 'essence' in the museum! How fleeting is human vanity, virility or ego( even penises),eh ?


truly poetry, web poet ! *applauds* ... and yes, not much point being too proud of it, is there ?


vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 11, 2004

kingbee, are you this clever and funny for real ?

ive been wondering the exact same thing about you.  

how do people live with you ?.
 

earplugs?   seriously i hope the people who have the good fortune to live with you fully appreciate the privilege.   

on Aug 11, 2004
ive been wondering the exact same thing about you.


good !. my ruse is working

earplugs?


i'd never need them again !

seriously i hope the people who have the good fortune to live with you fully appreciate the privilege.


if i showed this to my husband, he'd laugh. i think i drive him mad, actually. when i recently had laryngitis he had the time of his life. but i must say that my guests never seem to want to go home (and my dogs looooove me). and likewise i hope the rest of the 'hive' knows their good fortune

vanessa/mig XX