... oh, the fun science could have
science can now manipulate the human race so effectively that cloning people is theoretically possible. why don’t they invent some kind of useful genetic manipulation ?.
i propose: the number of your sexual partners is tattooed on your forehead. it changes automatically whenever you sleep with someone new. the potential consequences are mind-boggling. such as:
married men with 0 !
your father with 2. (and you with 63. “well, son ….”)
one little threesome and you’ve gone from 8 to 10 !
when it changes overnight. “no, honey, it was always 10 ... 9 ?? … no, that’s an old photo. whaddya mean it was last week…. oooohh, kettle’s boiling ….”
your daughter brings a boy home. “forty-seven ?. get out, you little jerk”.
you go on a drunken bali holiday as a 4 and come back as a 10. and you were only gone for 3 days.
your grandmother with any. oh yuck.
job interview: “well, miss ninety-five, i mean smith ….”
nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”