... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
... oh, the fun science could have
Published on August 9, 2004 By mignuna In Humor


science can now manipulate the human race so effectively that cloning people is theoretically possible. why don’t they invent some kind of useful genetic manipulation ?.

i propose: the number of your sexual partners is tattooed on your forehead. it changes automatically whenever you sleep with someone new. the potential consequences are mind-boggling. such as:



married men with 0 !


your father with 2. (and you with 63. “well, son ….”)


one little threesome and you’ve gone from 8 to 10 !


when it changes overnight. “no, honey, it was always 10 ... 9 ?? … no, that’s an old photo. whaddya mean it was last week…. oooohh, kettle’s boiling ….”


your daughter brings a boy home. “forty-seven ?. get out, you little jerk”.


you go on a drunken bali holiday as a 4 and come back as a 10. and you were only gone for 3 days.


your grandmother with any. oh yuck.


job interview: “well, miss ninety-five, i mean smith ….”


nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”




Comments (Page 2)
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on Aug 09, 2004

Hey, if they can get this thing in place before my daughters start dating, I'm all for it...lol


hehe gideon, we can hope .... how many years do we have if we start now ?


and how many places does it hold before you "roll" it?


we we at first thinking 99, but with this modern world, maybe 999 ?


vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 09, 2004

how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?


Kingbee, you never cease to amaze me...where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know.


 

on Aug 10, 2004
Kingbee, you never cease to amaze me...where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know.


he IS amazing, dharma, isn't he ?

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 10, 2004
I think an additional indicator would be very helpful... The number should show in red if the person is currently suffering from any STD, and green otherwise. That'll be a great conversation starter... "Red 0? How the hell did you manage that??"
on Aug 10, 2004
I think an additional indicator would be very helpful


i knew you would !

The number should show in red if the person is currently suffering from any STD, and green otherwise.


like a sexual traffic-light. i like it !

That'll be a great conversation starter... "Red 0? How the hell did you manage that??"


ewwwwww !.

hey citahellion, you know what else we could add ?. a 'warm up' light ! (okay, so maybe not for the boys, but for chickies it could save a lot of misunderstandings ... and cause some !)

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 11, 2004

or 7.4 if anything 'pink' appears

hmmmm that's an even better vision than the one id been entertaining.

on Aug 11, 2004

where you come up with this stuff, I swear I don't know

nor do i but there seems to have something to do with forgetting to take my meds.      

i couldnt figure out if it would count for like .5 or 2

on Aug 11, 2004

he IS amazing, dharma, isn't he

what amazes me is yall havent blacklisted me yet

(im glad yall enjoyed it and mig...youre too kind)

on Aug 11, 2004
hmmmm that's an even better vision than the one id been entertaining.


hehe !

nor do i but there seems to have something to do with forgetting to take my meds.


whatever it is, keep doing it !

what amazes me is yall havent blacklisted me yet


hehe i blacklisted one person. once. ages ago. for 2 hours, until i decided it was my fault anyway. and YOU ?. no way !. never

(im glad yall enjoyed it and mig...youre too kind)


no way, kingbee, you are way too humble. you're a gem. and i did enjoy it. thoroughly !.

vanessa/mig XX
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