... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
... oh, the fun science could have
Published on August 9, 2004 By mignuna In Humor


science can now manipulate the human race so effectively that cloning people is theoretically possible. why don’t they invent some kind of useful genetic manipulation ?.

i propose: the number of your sexual partners is tattooed on your forehead. it changes automatically whenever you sleep with someone new. the potential consequences are mind-boggling. such as:



married men with 0 !


your father with 2. (and you with 63. “well, son ….”)


one little threesome and you’ve gone from 8 to 10 !


when it changes overnight. “no, honey, it was always 10 ... 9 ?? … no, that’s an old photo. whaddya mean it was last week…. oooohh, kettle’s boiling ….”


your daughter brings a boy home. “forty-seven ?. get out, you little jerk”.


you go on a drunken bali holiday as a 4 and come back as a 10. and you were only gone for 3 days.


your grandmother with any. oh yuck.


job interview: “well, miss ninety-five, i mean smith ….”


nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”




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on Aug 09, 2004
...ahhh Mig you make me laugh!

your grandmother with any. oh yuck.

Yuck!

nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”

That was the best, hehe!
on Aug 09, 2004
ahhh Mig you make me laugh!


i aim to please, sal !

nightclub. man to woman: “don't worry babe, in this light it looks just like a 2. really ….”


hehe. i liked that one too.

thanks for your comment sal


mumsy XX
on Aug 09, 2004
Since you liked my little stories, I thought I should see what you write. Highly amusing, a wonderful idea! But wait, I am a grandma and my number still goes up...but slowly Ha! Nothing Yuck about it. You'll see when it is your turn, I pray!
on Aug 09, 2004

what?  no provision for decimal places? 

on Aug 09, 2004
how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?
on Aug 09, 2004
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one. Pure gold!

on Aug 09, 2004
Lol, great article Vanessa, It's creative I can definitely say that.  I have one question would it reset after 99?
on Aug 09, 2004
I have one question would it reset after 99?


That is a good question... also, would there be precautions in place so that you could tell if someone's 'Sexometer' was rolled back?
on Aug 09, 2004
How would it incorporate "born again virgins'? You know, when someone goes for years without ANY--two years or more and you should be back at ZERO.

Great article, Vanessa!"
on Aug 09, 2004
Since you liked my little stories, I thought I should see what you write. Highly amusing, a wonderful idea! But wait, I am a grandma and my number still goes up...but slowly Ha! Nothing Yuck about it. You'll see when it is your turn, I pray!


never mind, oleteach, around here i am a grandma, too !. and thankyou so much for stopping by. i can't reccommend your writing enough, sally j and i are addicted


what? no provision for decimal places?


kingbee, decimal places ?. so, like, 7.0 for 7 lovers, but 7.1 if you, say, kiss someone, or 7.4 if anything 'pink' appears. interesting concept...

how would they accomodate schizophrenic masturbators?


and more importantly kingbee, why did you think of that ?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one. Pure gold!


i agree, chiprj. kingbee is too clever. *swoons*


That is a good question... also, would there be precautions in place so that you could tell if someone's 'Sexometer' was rolled back?


another interesting point. yes, we would need to ensure that the system was tamper-proof somehow. can't have any 'old bangers' fronting up as shiny new models now, can we ? hehe !


How would it incorporate "born again virgins'? You know, when someone goes for years without ANY--two years or more and you should be back at ZERO.Great article, Vanessa!"


hi shades, and thankyou. hmmm. that's another good one. i guess we'd need to set a time span in some way. two years sounds good. people who haven't spontaneously combusted by then deserve to have it set back to zero !


Lol, great article Vanessa, It's creative I can definitely say that. I have one question would it reset after 99?


the way the world is going carlos, i'm thinking maybe 999 ? . and thankyou for your comment (no, i have no idea where this article came from either. i wrote it when marco visited and he made me publish it ! hehe).


vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 09, 2004
Mig~ You crack me up! The world would be a lot different I think. You would see many in a new light I believe!
on Aug 09, 2004
great article! i am always astounded by what you write. Oh the things upstairs, huh?
on Aug 09, 2004
Mig~ You crack me up! The world would be a lot different I think. You would see many in a new light I believe!


exactly, joey. i'm sure we would be stunned by some people. and i'm glad i made you smile


i am always astounded by what you write. Oh the things upstairs, huh?


nicky, i was even astounded by this. i had a friend here (marco - aka notsohiglyevolved) and he read it and made me publish it. i was a bit reluctant, but i'm glad now ! hehe. thanks for your comment.

vanessa/mig XX
on Aug 09, 2004
Hey, if they can get this thing in place before my daughters start dating, I'm all for it...lol
on Aug 09, 2004
and how many places does it hold before you "roll" it?
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