what does your car say about you ?

Published on October 8, 2004 By mignuna In Humor

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I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) .

So, what does your car say about you ? ...

Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up

Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones

Jaguar XJ6 ~ I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

Lincoln Town Car ~ I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercedes 560SEL ~ I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Nissan 300ZX ~ I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Peugeot 505 Diesel ~ I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon ~ I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM ~ I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944 ~ I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Volkswagen Beetle ~ I still watch Partridge Family re-runs

Volkswagen Bus ~ I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon ~ I am frightened of my wife

Comments (Page 2)

mignuna

on Oct 11, 2004

i'm sorry i missed a few cars. i have to admit that we don't have a lot of those that were mentioned here in australia. it's kind of cool finding out what everyone drives, though !. matching bloggers to their cars could become an online form of entertainment judging by this lot.

and my car says a lot more about me since my hubby put a bumper sticker on it that says 'my other car is a broom' !

mig XXX

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 11, 2004

Switch the Cadillacs around. 9 out of 10 pimps prefer the Eldorado!

mignuna

on Oct 11, 2004

Switch the Cadillacs around. 9 out of 10 pimps prefer the Eldorado!

silky, however do you know something like that ?

mig XXX

citahellion

on Oct 11, 2004

I think a Saturn usually says something like "I wanted a good, decent car but I'm too much of a wimp to go and haggle over it." (I've got a 1997 Saturn SL2.)

KarmaGirl

on Oct 13, 2004

I think a Saturn usually says something like "I wanted a good, decent car but I'm too much of a wimp to go and haggle over it."

Nah, I actually haggled mine down $500 when I bought it because it had a couple options that I didn't like. Got a $12,000 Ion for about $10,000 out the door (including tax and stuff).

I drive an Ion most days now, but I also drive a Monte Carlo. Quite a difference in those two cars...not sure what that would say about me....

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