what does your car say about you ?

Published on October 8, 2004 By mignuna In Humor

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I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) .

So, what does your car say about you ? ...

Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up

Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones

Jaguar XJ6 ~ I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

Lincoln Town Car ~ I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercedes 560SEL ~ I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Nissan 300ZX ~ I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Peugeot 505 Diesel ~ I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon ~ I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM ~ I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944 ~ I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Volkswagen Beetle ~ I still watch Partridge Family re-runs

Volkswagen Bus ~ I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon ~ I am frightened of my wife

Comments (Page 1)

citahellion

on Oct 08, 2004

Wah! I must be a nobody, I don't drive any of those.

Mackintosh

on Oct 08, 2004

I drive a MAN that seats 42 and 30 standing.

on Oct 08, 2004

Same as citahellion. My car is Toyota Camry.

chiprj

on Oct 08, 2004

Mine's not on the list, but if it was it would probably say.

Kia Rio -- You're willing to look ridiculous driving your wife's car just for a small price tag and great warranty.

shadesofgrey

on Oct 08, 2004

My car would probably say I'm a lazy, diet-coke addicted, slob who likes to hide stuff in the trunk rather than clean...luckily my car is unable to speak and can't give out to me--don't worry I've got plenty of friends and family that do (give out to me, not talk--though they do that too!)!

stevendedalus

on Oct 08, 2004

Volkswagen Beetle ~ I still watch Partridge Family re-runs--and of course my favorite movie Herbie!

Janders

on Oct 08, 2004

Mine would saw~ Yay this car is paid off!

dharmagrl

on Oct 08, 2004

Mine would say that I own it and that I'm utilitarian, caring more about function that form. (That's the Jeep talking, there)

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 08, 2004

Miggy,

I have a rusty 1985 Ford Bronco and a Porsche 911sc......does that make me schitzo?

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 08, 2004

Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones

73 Coupe, Not true, I never go faster than 82 around kindergartners......

I've also got a 67 MGB, I think the only real statement it makes is my tuckus is small enough to fit in this tiny, tiny car.

crimson

on Oct 09, 2004

Mine would say: any day now...

Teegstar

on Oct 10, 2004

Ford Laser: I'm a rad chick in my red rocket which one day I'll trade in for a Vespa

yaay!!!

mgosh

on Oct 10, 2004

Nissan Altama - Functional Family Car that keeps on running.

imajinit

on Oct 11, 2004

A 2004 Chevrolet Z71 (4x4) that's covered in mud most days - I'm a fuckin' redneck

thatoneguyinslc

on Oct 11, 2004

Imajinit...
Z-71 4x4....SWEEEEET! Well at least you have excellent taste in pickups! Just keep them big tires on it k? i hate those morons who spend big $$$ and turn a perfectly good 4x4 into a ghetto sled...

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