Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your blog ...

Here is my question to you, dear reader, regarding my dear friend the blog spammer ... if it has to annoy me with its’ endless blah links and ads, then don’t you think the dopey bollocks could at least have the decency to make some fugging sense ?.

I can't believe it has 'Penis Erection' as one of it's links. Why must it torture me ?. Why ?. ‘Penis Erection’ ???. 

(I mean, come on. ‘Penis Erection’ ?. Logically, as a phrase, what on earth can that possibly mean ?. Could it perhaps contain instructions on ‘Penis Erection – How to ?’).

‘Penis Erection’. How hard can it be ?. (Pardon my pun). This spambot makes it sound like a tent. (Perhaps the principle is the same ?. ‘Wear green canvas trousers and think about erecting poles’).

I am determined to make the most of this invasion by remaining cheerful in the face of a blogful of ads bearing advice on ‘livin’ la vida estúpida’. I shall merely entertain myself by imagining the possible consequences were I to follow ‘it’s’ advice and make use of the links on offer.

As well as the ‘Penis Erection’ palaver, I may also purchase Viagra, partake in illegal gambling, consume unlimited quantities of dodgy ‘medications’ and then self-diagnose any ‘embarrassing’ medical ‘problems’ I may have.

(What are they really trying to say here?. That if the Viagra and the dodgy meds turn me into an insatiably slutty raving nympho and I catch a nasty disease, they can fix that, too ?. How very helpful).

So, yeah. Now it’s official, folks. It really is. The only thing that would surprise me these days is if I woke up on another planet.