... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
Published on October 23, 2004 By mignuna In Misc

 

 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your blog ...

 

Here is my question to you, dear reader, regarding my dear friend the blog spammer ... if it has to annoy me with its’ endless blah links and ads, then don’t you think the dopey bollocks could at least have the decency to make some fugging sense ?.

 

I can't believe it has 'Penis Erection' as one of it's links. Why must it torture me ?. Why ?. ‘Penis Erection’ ???. 

 

(I mean, come on. ‘Penis Erection’ ?. Logically, as a phrase, what on earth can that possibly mean ?. Could it perhaps contain instructions on ‘Penis Erection – How to ?’).

 

‘Penis Erection’. How hard can it be ?. (Pardon my pun). This spambot makes it sound like a tent. (Perhaps the principle is the same ?. ‘Wear green canvas trousers and think about erecting poles’).

 

I am determined to make the most of this invasion by remaining cheerful in the face of a blogful of ads bearing advice on ‘livin’ la vida estúpida’. I shall merely entertain myself by imagining the possible consequences were I to follow ‘it’s’ advice and make use of the links on offer.

 

As well as the ‘Penis Erection’ palaver, I may also purchase Viagra, partake in illegal gambling, consume unlimited quantities of dodgy ‘medications’ and then self-diagnose any ‘embarrassing’ medical ‘problems’ I may have.

 

(What are they really trying to say here?. That if the Viagra and the dodgy meds turn me into an insatiably slutty raving nympho and I catch a nasty disease, they can fix that, too ?. How very helpful).

 

So, yeah. Now it’s official, folks. It really is. The only thing that would surprise me these days is if I woke up on another planet.

 

 


Comments
on Oct 23, 2004
>>(What are they really trying to say here?. That if the Viagra and the dodgy meds turn me into an insatiably slutty raving nympho and I catch a nasty disease, they can fix that, too ?. How very helpful).

I recall someone saying that if they even get one person into buying their 'scheme', it's already a profit. Spaming costs them nothing. There's no doubt they are aimed at people who are possibly naive, if not moronic. Like in the real world, there are still people who get tricked into losing all their life savings despite all the warnings about things that are too good to be true. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if there are people stupid enough to believe in these stupid ads.
on Oct 23, 2004
So, you run a non-profit organization based on oral sex? Wow, that's messed up!

Capt. over and out!
on Oct 23, 2004
Damn Mig, i though you were tying to make some extra $$$ with that post on your blog...Fortunately for me i don't have that problem...My prob is staying awake after! LOL
on Oct 23, 2004
Bwahahahahaha......ahh, this is funny....

~Zoo
on Oct 24, 2004
PENIS ERECTION
i can't highlight this whole quote, sabrina. but i want to !. you made me laugh so hard that phil came over to see what i was laughing at. and then he read it, too. and then he started laughing. then he said it was no wonder i spend so much time on the internet. now he thinks it's because i talk to you abour penises all night ! bwaaaaa haaaaa !
try two popsicle sticks and a rubber band to strap it into an erect position.
sabrina, this part is my total favourite. why, he wouldn't even need to be awake ! bwaaa haaaa !
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if there are people stupid enough to believe in these stupid ads.
i agree, raven. somebody must be making money somewhere, or it wouldn't happen.
So, you run a non-profit organization based on oral sex? Wow, that's messed up!
i think it's sort of a good idea, now that you mention it, capt ...
My prob is staying awake after!
oh, i think they have a cure for that, too, silky, my dear. it's called 'hittus onus headus withus brickus" mig XXX
on Oct 25, 2004
'hittus onus headus withus brickus"


I would think that would tend to induce further unconsciousness, although it does of course depend upon the intensity of the impact.
Perhaps if you went with "calculi trajectus cranium" instead.

Another common awareness-inducement method (in my house, anyway) is "vocus horribilus juvenile".
on Oct 25, 2004
This is pretty much the funniest article & ensuing commentary I've read in awhile...heh. I loved the title--it caught my eye as I was exiting JU so I had to come back just to read it.

Clever blog, a notch up from my "good blog" rating.

-A.
on Oct 26, 2004

This is pretty much the funniest article & ensuing commentary I've read in awhile...heh. I loved the title--it caught my eye as I was exiting JU so I had to come back just to read it.

angloesque, well, this is pretty much one of the nicest comments i have ever received, so thankyou very much, and i'm very pleased that you liked it .

"vocus horribilus juvenile".

krystal been testing her lung power late at night, huh ? hehe

Perhaps if you went with "calculi trajectus cranium" instead

citahellion, how do people live with you ? you're so hilarious !. you make me snort with laughter like a little piggy !

I would think that would tend to induce further unconsciousness, although it does of course depend upon the intensity of the impact.

indeed, citahellion. perhaps just a small beating hehe

mig XXX

on Oct 29, 2004
Actually, I'm very happy to say that Krystal has been really good about sleeping through the night. We've got her trained pretty well.

And while my brother and I share a very similar sense of humor, not everyone whom I grace with my presence will say likewise.... In fact my mom referred to any jokes that she didn't understand as "[citahellion] jokes."