It's scary, but it's true. Sleep-blogging is on the rise. See for yourself ...
Reply By: Sally jacobs
Next, people will be sleep blogging! I think I may actually already do that!
Reply By: mignuna
sal, i think i did that last night with the 'friday five'
Reply By: historyishere
Sleep-blogging... a much less exciting form of intimacy.....
Reply By: mignuna
true, historyishere. in sleep blogging versus sleep bonking, sleep blogging is the clear winner only in the safety stakes
Reply By: KarmaGirl
ssshhhh!!!! Next people will be saying "I didn't mean to attack you, I was sleep blogging!"
Reply By: mignuna
*falls off chair and honks with laughter*
karma, don't even say it !
i can almost read it now ...
blogger 1: "your blog sucks, and you are a moron"
blogger 2: "your blog also sucks, and you are a much bigger moron than i am"
blogger 1: " you are the vilest person alive. i am now flying over to where you live to eat your family (including your goldfish and your grandmother)"
blogger 2: *blacklists blogger
*entire community rallies in rage over the threatened cannibalisation of blogger 1's dear old nanna*
blogger 1: writes blog entitled "i am not really going to eat your nanna. i am a vegetarian, plus i was asleep when i wrote that "
noooooooooooooooooooo
Reply By: KarmaGirl
you laugh now, but it could happen....
Reply By: historyishere
Who's to say it already hasn't....
Reply By: mignuna
karma, you may have to introduce guidelines for 'sleep blogging' then. but they'll need to include a disclaimer in case they lead to the next step ... sleep flaming !!!
Reply By: historyishere
When I was writing my retrospective post, I read a lot of my old posts and trust me... I couldn't remember writing more than a few of them, so I think I may have been asleep myself.
Reply By: mignuna
oh no, historyishere ! you have it too ! sleep blogging ! i wonder who else is affected ?
Reply By: historyishere
I knew I had it when I read a post I wrote about some poor guy that had parked at a light next to a truck hauling liquid manure... and he just happened to roll his window down right before the tank burst...... and no one needed to read that....
Reply By: mignuna
sounds like a bad case, historyishere. almost as bad as mine !
there must be others who suffer this terrible affliction ?
Ladies and gentlemen, have YOU written a blog you don’t recognise ?. Could YOU be suffering from this crippling disorder ?. There is no known cure, but chaining yourself to your bed has been known to help, as has not falling asleep in front of your computer.
Be alert !. Blogging and sleeping don’t mix !.