The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own,  some of them are even capable of speech.

‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis.

Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in bars, Worried Willy is a most helpful and obliging sort of a penis. So helpful and obliging, in fact, that he has set up his very own website where other penises may go to seek advice on all problems penis-related.

Willy answers such probing (hehe) questions as “How do I measure my penis ?”. (Oh, come on ... like most men haven’t worked that one out almost as soon as they realised they had one), “How can I make my penis bigger ?” (News flash ...you can’t), and “Why do I have an erection when I wake up ?” (Bwaaa haaaa. I know this one !. It’s because you have a penis !. Am I right ?).

Oh, puh-leeeeeeeze !.

Are there really men out there that don’t know how to measure 'it' ?. (I was under the impression that intensive and thorough investigations of the workings of ‘the guy down there’ were an almost obsessive compulsion for young males, some apparently to the exclusion of living).

And all jokes aside, the question "Will I pass urine inside my partner ?” is just plain scary. Almost as scary as the fact that young men are actually getting their sexual information from a giant, unnaturally coloured (and uncommonly chatty) cartoon penis.

Why, oh why, is human sexuality still so embarrassing and cringe-making that young people (ok, any people) are forced to digest sexual information in this day and age that is presented with no more style than those warped educational films we all used to laugh at and say ‘ewwww’ in pre-internet days ?.

Worried Willy may as well have a condom-company-sponsored-ad plastered all over his little (hehe) face for all the savior faire he displays. Not to mention the terror he may potentially inspire in young women making early explorations into what ‘they’ are really like (one page is full of cartoon penises painting pictures ... why can’t yours do that, hmmm ?).

For the answers to lifes’ problems, cartoon-penis style, go see Willy: Link