oh, i'm a naughty little virus !

Published on December 5, 2004 By mignuna In Humor

(This was forwarded to me recently, but I don't have the original source)

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you.

It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL FLUSH YOUR TOILET WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink all your beer.

It will date your current partner behind your back and bill their sordid hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will ring even your nannas’ doorbell and run away before she gets there.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN ***

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will blow off, causing sparks to ignite the person nearest you.

Have a nice day .

Comments

Danny Bassette

on Dec 05, 2004

I want this virus, someone send me this virus

Imagine the fun that could be had with it

Zoologist03

on Dec 05, 2004

Wow....isn't that a mean little bugger....

~Zoo

mignuna

on Dec 05, 2004

I want this virus, someone send me this virus Imagine the fun that could be had with it

danny, you cannot be serious !

and zoo, i entirely agree. getting this virus is similar to getting married hehe

mig XXX

Danny Bassette

on Dec 05, 2004

Yes I'm serious, any piece of software that can have that sort of impact on it's surroundings is worth having. Sure, you wouldn't run it on your computer, that would be bad. You'd run it elsewhere

Or if your more practically inclined, you reverse engineer it, you've got software that is altering hardware, that has incredible potential.

Texas Wahine

on Dec 05, 2004

That explains a lot . . .

mignuna

on Dec 05, 2004

That explains a lot . . .

does it tex ? sorry, i can't get your point of reference. perhaps you could explain ?. i seem to have missed something.

and danny, you'd better get about designing this one then. go for it !

mig XXX

KellyW0498

on Dec 05, 2004

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will blow off, causing sparks to ignite the person nearest you.

I always love the disclosures...very funny stuff!

mignuna

on Dec 08, 2004

I always love the disclosures...very funny stuff!

exactly, kelly. the standard threat of 'if you don't do this, such-and-such will happen' seems to be getting sillier by the minute ! mig XXX

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