chances are you're an idiot

Published on January 12, 2004 By mignuna In Humor

i did not write this. i wish i did, though

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New Study Says You’re An Idiot

A new study released today by the Pew Foundation and conducted by Dr. Walter Wiznowski of Princeton University suggests that there is good and solid evidence that you are a complete and utter idiot.

The three-year study, which was conducted without your knowledge and with the cooperation of your friends, neighbors and co-workers, is part of a larger effort by the world at large to conspire against you in every way possible.

While the results of the study are generally agreed upon by everyone you know, Wiznowski says that a good measure of caution is advised, as studies of this kind are not always accurate.

“Unfortunately, a researcher’s own personal demons can often make their way into the results of a study,” Wiznowski told a group of reporters assembled at your front door. “In this case, the person who headed the study may feel that his own intellect is lacking, or he might find some sort of satisfaction in insulting another person’s intelligence.”

When Dr. Wiznowski was reminded that it was he who had conducted the study, he rolled his eyes and said, “Duh.”

It is not yet known how the news that you are an idiot will affect your life in the long-term. Wasting time on the internet, you could not be reached for comment.

Comments

OccultPizza

on Jan 12, 2004

~laughs~

I love it.

mignuna

on Jan 13, 2004

~bows~ ... or should that be ... ~curtsies~ ... me too ... but i SO wish i wrote that.

Red1984

on Jan 13, 2004

Awesome. Quite enjoyable.

Ravenblack

on Aug 19, 2004

Made me laugh.

mignuna

on Aug 19, 2004

Made me laugh

thankyou raven

. it is good to have a laugh at yourself sometimes, isn't it ?

vanessa/mig XX

citahellion

on Aug 19, 2004

Heh. Sounds like it comes from The Onion. (The Onion)

mignuna

on Aug 19, 2004

Heh. Sounds like it comes from The Onion

thanks for the link, citahellion. you're the 3rd or 4th person i've heard mention the onion, so i'm going to go and check it out

vanessa/mig XX

go to

on Oct 16, 2004

cactoblasta

on Oct 16, 2004

This spammer's a total and utter knob-jockey. But at least I got to see this article which otherwise I would have missed. Hilarious, Mig!

voodoostation

on Oct 16, 2004

Count me in. What were we talking about?

stevendedalus

on Oct 17, 2004

Did the study cross party lines or was it logically confined to Republicans?

mignuna

on Oct 17, 2004

Did the study cross party lines or was it logically confined to Republicans?

stevendedalus, you ! hehe. ok, i'll pay that one ! cheeky, but good. i give it a 7.5.

Count me in. What were we talking about?

ah, ummm, voodoostation, i, err ....

This spammer's a total and utter knob-jockey. But at least I got to see this article which otherwise I would have missed. Hilarious, Mig!

thankyou, cactoblasta. it took me ages to work uo the courage to check my comments today in case they were 100% spam. i'm glad you enjoyed the article.

mig XXX

MasonM

on Oct 17, 2004

Definately smacks of The Onion. Very good piece. LMAO

mignuna

on Oct 17, 2004

Definately smacks of The Onion. Very good piece. LMAO

high praise indeed !. thankyou mason

mig XX

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