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mignuna the australian alien girl
... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...
oh, drive that car, you big hunk of man, you !
Published on January 19, 2004 By
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if, like, totally forced, i have been known to take our guests to see
tourist attractions
.
(i hate this, but nobody cares) ...
which is how i recently found myself, (struck almost numb with boredom en route to see some THING), fixated upon the hands of the man driving the car. i should add that i know this man
as well as i want to
... particularly considering his interest in tourist attractions and his ever-intrusive camera ...
... but still ... oh baby, could he
drive
that car !.
it was a powerful car with this big phallic looking gear-lever, and he was negotiating his way though all the holiday traffic so smoothly and so safely ... these big hands with this square silver watch and all these golden hairs on his tanned wrist ... he was soooo in charge. i was salivating. there is just something
so sexy
about a man that can drive like that.
(and equality shut up for a moment ... i think i can hear me saying ... "it still makes me feel like a woman when a pair of strong male hands are in charge. and i'm so good with that. how awful") ... although perhaps the resultant vibrations from being stuck seated on the wheel arch might have contributed somewhat, because ...
... he SO reverted once that camera came back out.
needless to say i got tourguide of the week for attending so many "thing-far-away-on-countless-dirt-road" excursions without requiring sedation and/or bludgeoning with a tyre lever first.
which made everyone happy ... mountain road trip, anyone ?
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1
MasonM
on Aug 25, 2004
DAMN! You do know that I'm a truck driver, right? Also, I happen to have rather large arms and hands. Just thought I'd mention that.
2
MasonM
on Aug 25, 2004
18 gears and 80,000 lbs. Does it get any better?????
3
LadyCleve
on Aug 26, 2004
there really is something about men who can drive. it's so powerful !. and sexy
Reason number one that I like my husband's mustang! Have you seen the pics?
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