'divorce like' refunds

i knew i should have tried that man on before i bought him !

Published on November 28, 2005 By mignuna In Humor

'Divorce-like' refund excuses:

1/ It doesn’t fit me properly

2/ My mother hates it

3/ It looks different in the daylight

4/ I just didn’t like it when I got it home

5/ It lost its shape really quickly

6/ I was drunk when I chose it

7/ It makes me itchy

8/ It’s not warm enough

9/ It’s too small !

Comments

mignuna

on Nov 28, 2005

hehhehe, wicked wench, you!

it takes one to know one, sabrina my lovely !

mig xxx

citahellion

on Nov 29, 2005

A few for the male side:

1/ It's too loose.
2/ The maintenance costs were too high.
3/ I thought it was okay at first, but all of my friends told me to take it back.
4/ The smooth purring quickly became a shrill whine.
5/ It just doesn't work at all for 4 or 5 days out of every month.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 29, 2005

Adorable! I love it!

I tried to think up some more to go with yours, but you got the all bases covered!

So glad to see you back.

citahellion

on Nov 29, 2005

Oh yeah, don't forget:

Every time I put it on, it gives me a rash.

chiprj

on Nov 29, 2005

10. DINGO!

Texas Wahine

on Nov 29, 2005

10. DINGO!

*wipes a tear away*

Memories.

(hehe)

stevendedalus

on Dec 05, 2005

In other words, divorce is buyer's remorse.

mignuna

on Dec 08, 2005

In other words, divorce is buyer's remorse

stevendedalus ! wonderful !. the matrimonital version of 'caveat emptor' perhaps ? hehe

. DINGO!

chip, i took some photos of some DINGO PUPS yesterday at the Zoo !. I thought of you the whole time !. I'm going to try and find a way to publish them on here in your honour !

*wipes a tear away* Memories.

oh tex, wasn't that blog funny ?. it still makes me laugh too. and look out, the baby dingo pics may be coming soon and it will all start again !

Every time I put it on, it gives me a rash.

(that one is my favourite) ... citahellion, your comments bring so much to my articles that i'm tempted to email them to you before I post them !. and, as always, your wit absolutely tickles me !

mig xxx

chiprj

on Dec 08, 2005

chip, i took some photos of some DINGO PUPS yesterday at the Zoo !. I thought of you the whole time !. I'm going to try and find a way to publish them on here in your honour

I look forward to seeing them!

mignuna

on Dec 08, 2005

I look forward to seeing them!

chip, they were soooo cute ... even the one that peed on me. *sigh*

i'm going right now to work out how to post photos in my blog (i used to know this stuff).

btw, if anyone else sees this and has good photo-posting advice, please throw it my way ! thanks !

mig XXX

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