i think it’s about time someone removed the whole “shagging like rabbits all night ... nudge, nudge ... wink, wink” aspect from modern marital celebrations. whilst it’s obviously considered a bit of a joke to “tease” a “blushing young bride” about her “wedding night” (ie: about SEX), it’s kind of awful when you find yourself in your “congratulatory line” having to say stuff like: “oh, shut it, dad. i’m twenty-nine years old. i’ve already done it, for pitys’ sake”. why on earth normally...