plase do NOT beat me with the sexism stick. i am joking, ok ?
i am fascinated by a recent article i read entitled *"i, the penis"
it's clever. it's funny. and it's largely true.
but all i really feel the need to say at this point is this:
penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.
what is that you are all so PROUD of ? ... half the world has them, you know.
some men are obsessed with their bat and two balls. it's the only subject that forever both astounds and pleases them. the fact that every man alive has one only mildly decreases this pride.
it's like a club. in EVERY sense. the expression "put your balls on the line" implies that only balls will do in times of danger.
i have pondered the female equivalent ... breasts, perhaps ? ... ovum ?.
but it's no use.
men see no point in being female .... to them, there is no point. well, no point like their point, anyway.
yet, if women had penises, men would laugh at them.
but then, men would have vaginas. umm-ahhh !. and you know those jokes men make about staying home all day to play with their breasts if only they had some ?
... well, i'm not so certain those are actually jokes.
i tend to think that, were our sexual ahem, "bits" swapped between the genders, the result may well be a lot of men spending a lot of time working out what they SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ALL ALONG to those girly bits, and then yelling at their wives for not "making" them come.
there would be 3 days off each month, too. but WOMEN could never understand what it feels like to have cramps, or give birth for that matter ...
ohhhh, sigmund freud, i love you ... give that man a cigar 
*ps: imajinits' is the article i mentioned above 
. thankyou michael. mig XX