... issues and tissues with a touch of the spicy from the spirit hag ...

I am horrified to admit, gentle reader, that, last night, while I was supposed to be posting the "Friday Five", I was actually at the Plantation Hotel watching my friends' band and behaving in a rather undignified manner !.

I should explain that I avoid alcohol for two main reasons. One being that it tends to, err, intensify my personality. (ie: I begin to say even more things that I should only think), and the other being that drinking just does not seem to agree with my body. Alcohol goes straight to my head and stays there.

Needless to say, I didn't actually drink very much. (I don't have to. I am what is colloqially known as a "toucan" (two cans and she's a loud bird). But this did not stop me becoming merry enough to come home and compose a "Friday Five" quite unlike any other I have produced.

To complicate matters, I also made my drunk friends think of a rude question to ask a stranger, and I added the worst ones to the Friday Five list.

Unhappily, I fell asleep drooling in the keyboard before I could post the resultant, ahem, interesting questions. And now, here I am, at 1pm on Saturday afternoon, deliberating posting the questions I ask when the filters are off.

So, after some careful thought, (and a lot of spelling corrections) here is the first (and last) ever drunken Friday Five. Don't tell my Mum.


1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)


2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)



Oh, the horror of 'morning-face'




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on Sep 10, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

No fetishes here

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

I think it depends on the size of the woman


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

Because we know where you live!


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

Circumcision isn't necessary in a modern society. It can significantly reduce disease in some third world countries, but basic hygiene compensates for it when you have such facilities. Our son isn't circumcised.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

I think it really depends on the person. I think some people lend themselves more to polyamorous or polygamous tendencies, and those things should be discussed between partners.

Ok, my answers on the first three were lame, but I wanted to imput on the final 2.

on Sep 10, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)


Debonair( Indian equivalent of Playboy) Centrespreads. It's because of my Hormones

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)


I'm sure they do.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)


I'll have to ask the postman

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)


Good for cleanliness and sex. I'm uncircumcised though.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)


For humans, Yes I do.
on Sep 10, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

I don't think it really qualifies as a fetish, but I think authority-type occupations are hot. I really dig that fact that my husband is a soldier . . . leave the uniform and boots on, baby (are you sure you can't bring your M16 home?)! Police-type uniforms with the boots and all are hot, too . . .

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

Yes, it does matter.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

I'm too dense to understand what this question is asking . . .

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

meh . . .

5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

I don't think it's neccessarily natural, but I do think it's a good thing. It's a choice that we make, and I don't think fidelity is always an easy thing. To me anyways, it's worth the effort.
on Sep 10, 2004


can i just say this: hehehehehe.

thankyou. i love you all !!!!


mig XX
on Sep 10, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

Won't say here.

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

Sure they do. But neither do they think it's the end all and be all. Many are happy with just a regulation-sized sausage.


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

Don't know. You must visit some interesting web-site with your cookie tray open!

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

OUCH. Did I say ouch? Thank goodness it never happened to me.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

Monogamy is basically natural for women and unnatural for men. However, it's healthy for both - forces personal and spiritual growth in most cases.

JW


on Sep 10, 2004
1- No sexual fetish... but some say I am a bit obsessed with shoes!
2- Yes
3- Maybe you should tell us? What are you hiding?
4. I think it is cleaner and good.
5. It may not be "natural" but is healthy.
on Sep 11, 2004


or the link: Link

I wanted to know what uncircumcision looks like. Now I know.

-A.
on Sep 11, 2004
Angloesque: And if he shaves his side-whiskers we'll know how circumcision looks like. Right? Or do we need to shave the beard too?
on Sep 11, 2004
Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

I think it depends on the size of the woman


nice!!!
on Sep 11, 2004
I'm a little late, so it'll have to be Saturday five for me! hehe I think these questions are quite good considering!

1) Do you have a fetish?-I don't think its a fetish as such, but I do have a thing for chunky men (thats chunky not fat) and men with weird noses.

2) Do women think size matters?- I suppose it matters for some more than others. I guess it matters to an extent, but I think its more what you do with it, or without it even... Men who are good at foreplay are so rare...

3) why do I keep getting those little packages in the mailbox that say to the "resident" and turn out to be for "secret womans' business?"- Perhaps you are secretly a woman, or maybe its a code used by the FBI for your mission statements.

4) What is your opinion on circumcision?-hmm..I think its kinda mean when they do it to little Jewish boys..because well, its not like they can have a say in it is it? But in general i think it looks more attractive, but thats a v. ny attitude and i guess it differs depending on where you live, your religion etc. In the end, I dont have a penis, so I don't suppose I have much right to say whats better and what isn't.

5) Do you think monogamy is a healthy/natural state for humans?- I suppose before we got so damn smart, it probably wasn't. But since we (well most of us) seem to have developed this weird consciousness thing, and a conscience along with it, I think now we have the capacity to be monogamous. I don't think its natural biologically (but i dont know too much about that) but I think that socially its been the done thing for a long time, although now we're starting to see another kind of sexual liberation (if you like, on a smaller scale than the 60s though i guess) where people mostly go out and have one night stands, or open relationships and within many groups -especially younger groups- it's just accepted. People have probably done this for a long time, but i think its only lately its become so accepted, celebrated even- especially for women. So..I dunno. I guess if some people still feel like cheating, monogamy can't be all that healthy.But thats a complicated question, cuz you're really opposing the mental and the physical desires of someone- you might want to be monogamous, but its not always possible. Lust is a powerful thing.

Sorry, I did try!!

Dyl xx

on Sep 11, 2004

you guys are wonderful. i promise to answer this crap myself tomorrow

vanessa/mig XX
on Sep 11, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)
yeah, thigh hi stockings and uniforms, not together.

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)
nope.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)
I have no idea. I get them too.

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)
I don't really have one.

5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)
Absolutely. Monogamy is a requirement for my relationship to feel healthy.
on Sep 11, 2004
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig) no.


2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)about 4 years ago I would have said no, but now I've changed my mind.


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)Beats the hell out of me.


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)hmmmm.... Most of the guys that I know, are, but not for any religious reasons. I guess it was the "in" thing to do. I don't particularly care, either way.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)
I think it's a cultural belief.... but if it works for some, then hell, why not?
on Sep 11, 2004
thanks you guys. sorry i was so late with this

vanessa/mig XX
on Sep 13, 2004
1/ Fetish? No.
2/ Women->Size? Many are probably influenced by it to a significant degree regardless of what they say about it.
3/ fe-mail? Probably because you got put on a fetish mailing list by a woman who was not impressed by the size of your uncircumsized penis and wanted revenge after discovering you were going to dump her for another girl.
4/ Circumcision? Neutral. Haven't really looked the pros and cons. Probably won't ever care if I don't have a boy.
5/ Monogamy Natural? No. Just look at the sheer variety of options that are well-known from ancient days. I do believe it is more natural for a woman to desire it than for a man, though. Healthy? Yes, in at least terms of being beneficial for the development of the species.
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