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November 10, 2004 by mignuna
  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...
November 10, 2004 by mignuna
  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...
October 16, 2004 by mignuna
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October 16, 2004 by mignuna
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.
October 14, 2004 by mignuna
  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...
October 14, 2004 by mignuna
  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...
October 13, 2004 by mignuna
  If you are of marriageable age, chances are you will eventually get accosted by ‘well-meaning’ relatives loudly enquiring as to when you will finally get off the shelf and bag yourself a spouse ‘whilst you still have a chance’. I married at age 30 after fending off the above rude question for about a decade. Hence, I became rather adept at incorporating insults into my answers to said question. I have collected these responses over the years from various sources, and now present...
October 13, 2004 by mignuna
  If you are of marriageable age, chances are you will eventually get accosted by ‘well-meaning’ relatives loudly enquiring as to when you will finally get off the shelf and bag yourself a spouse ‘whilst you still have a chance’. I married at age 30 after fending off the above rude question for about a decade. Hence, I became rather adept at incorporating insults into my answers to said question. I have collected these responses over the years from various sources, and now present...
October 8, 2004 by mignuna
  I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) . So, what does your car say about you ? ...   Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones Jaguar X...
October 8, 2004 by mignuna
  I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) . So, what does your car say about you ? ...   Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones Jaguar X...
September 23, 2004 by mignuna
Here are some things you may wish to do during your working holiday to my homeland. Yes, they’re real jobs. Jackaroo: Your duties will be stock work associated with lamb and cattle production, with all mustering done on 4-wheel motorbikes. Your own working dogs or experience with dog handling would be preferred. HR licence would be an advantage. Electricity and meat will be included in your salary package. Ringer: The position involves stockwork and all mustering is d...
September 23, 2004 by mignuna
Here are some things you may wish to do during your working holiday to my homeland. Yes, they’re real jobs. Jackaroo: Your duties will be stock work associated with lamb and cattle production, with all mustering done on 4-wheel motorbikes. Your own working dogs or experience with dog handling would be preferred. HR licence would be an advantage. Electricity and meat will be included in your salary package. Ringer: The position involves stockwork and all mustering is d...
September 14, 2004 by mignuna
My hubby and I sometimes like to substitute like-sounding words in conversation, and we find it very amusing that nobody ever notices. He spilled a drink on my leg recently, and when I said "you did that on porpoise", my (visiting) mother didn't bat an eyelid. People for the most part just hear what they expect to hear. When we say "don't be shellfish" people hear "don't be selfish", and if we tell people we live near (what we think is) "the most beautiful bitch (beach) in Australia" they...
September 14, 2004 by mignuna
My hubby and I sometimes like to substitute like-sounding words in conversation, and we find it very amusing that nobody ever notices. He spilled a drink on my leg recently, and when I said "you did that on porpoise", my (visiting) mother didn't bat an eyelid. People for the most part just hear what they expect to hear. When we say "don't be shellfish" people hear "don't be selfish", and if we tell people we live near (what we think is) "the most beautiful bitch (beach) in Australia" they...
September 6, 2004 by mignuna
Do you laugh when people fall over ?. If you do, it's likely that you suffer from an affliction I term 'the sausage sense of humour' . (So named for its' symptoms of causing one to laugh at things that make others look at one as if perhaps one is demented . Or maybe something worse). The word 'sausage' should not be allowed in decent conversations. My persistently puerile sense of humour announces me as the goose that I am via my honking with laughter at the mere mention of the w...