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November 20, 2005 by mignuna
  Several grown women I know claim not to masturbate, and this astonishes me. To be honest, I have real trouble believing that any sexually active female hasn’t tried a little do-it-yourself even once , and I find it a shame that female masturbation is still frowned upon.   Young men are encouraged to explore their sexuality from the outset, and male masturbation is seen as an acceptable example of this. There are so many terms for it ... jerking off, wanki...
November 20, 2005 by mignuna
  Several grown women I know claim not to masturbate, and this astonishes me. To be honest, I have real trouble believing that any sexually active female hasn’t tried a little do-it-yourself even once , and I find it a shame that female masturbation is still frowned upon.   Young men are encouraged to explore their sexuality from the outset, and male masturbation is seen as an acceptable example of this. There are so many terms for it ... jerking off, wanki...
December 5, 2004 by mignuna
(This was forwarded to me recently, but I don't have the original source)     If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!.   It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you.   It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fis...
December 5, 2004 by mignuna
(This was forwarded to me recently, but I don't have the original source)     If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!.   It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you.   It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fis...
November 25, 2004 by mignuna
  The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own,   some of them are even capable of speech .   ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis.   Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...
November 25, 2004 by mignuna
  The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own,   some of them are even capable of speech .   ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis.   Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...
November 21, 2004 by mignuna
  I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot.   Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !”   yelled Joel, the kid...
November 21, 2004 by mignuna
  I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot.   Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !”   yelled Joel, the kid...
November 10, 2004 by mignuna
  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...
November 10, 2004 by mignuna
  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...
October 16, 2004 by mignuna
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October 16, 2004 by mignuna
This article contains Adult Content. Please click on the article Title or Read More to view its contents.
October 14, 2004 by mignuna
  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...
October 14, 2004 by mignuna
  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...
October 13, 2004 by mignuna
  If you are of marriageable age, chances are you will eventually get accosted by ‘well-meaning’ relatives loudly enquiring as to when you will finally get off the shelf and bag yourself a spouse ‘whilst you still have a chance’. I married at age 30 after fending off the above rude question for about a decade. Hence, I became rather adept at incorporating insults into my answers to said question. I have collected these responses over the years from various sources, and now present...