The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own,   some of them are even capable of speech .   ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis.   Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...

  The world is full of penises, and their owners. Penis owning seems to be a huge (pardon my pun) responsibility for most men. I know we girls find it hard (oops, there I go again) to believe this stunning fact, but I have it from a reliable source that penises not only have minds of their own,   some of them are even capable of speech .   ‘Worried Willy’ is one such penis.   Much more than an all-purpose excuse for anything from infidelity to fist fighting in...

  I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot.   Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !”   yelled Joel, the kid...

  I can recall the first film I saw about sex. It was at a school evening. My parents were there. (My parents !. Who had done it . Ugh !. Whatever it was. I wasn’t even certain I wanted to know). There I sat amongst my equally embarrassed-into-silence classmates, the setting completed by a ring of parents who looked at their shoes and cleared their throats a lot.   Then 'it' happened. The film said the word ‘penis’. “HA HA ! PENIS !”   yelled Joel, the kid...

  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...

  My comments on the blogs that I have deleted the spam on look so funny that I fear I may to consider leaving a replacement comment there or some such thing. I can’t help but wonder what future readers may think upon encountering such ‘spam-edited’ comments long after the spammer itself is a bad memory.   Consider the perfectly pleasant exchange being conducted on my comments which was rudely interrupted by the spammer. The next person to visit was infuriated at the st...

  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...

  ...   Observations from the airport ...     · Man with tardy wife going to Russia ?   · Man busking for money going to Singapore  ?   · Man with two struggling pigs going to Taiwan ?   · Man with bad intentions going to Bombay ?   · Man with hairdressing bag going to Tonga ?   · Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok ?...

  If you are of marriageable age, chances are you will eventually get accosted by ‘well-meaning’ relatives loudly enquiring as to when you will finally get off the shelf and bag yourself a spouse ‘whilst you still have a chance’. I married at age 30 after fending off the above rude question for about a decade. Hence, I became rather adept at incorporating insults into my answers to said question. I have collected these responses over the years from various sources, and now present...

  If you are of marriageable age, chances are you will eventually get accosted by ‘well-meaning’ relatives loudly enquiring as to when you will finally get off the shelf and bag yourself a spouse ‘whilst you still have a chance’. I married at age 30 after fending off the above rude question for about a decade. Hence, I became rather adept at incorporating insults into my answers to said question. I have collected these responses over the years from various sources, and now present...

  I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) . So, what does your car say about you ? ...   Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones Jaguar X...

  I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) . So, what does your car say about you ? ...   Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones Jaguar X...

Here are some things you may wish to do during your working holiday to my homeland. Yes, they’re real jobs. Jackaroo: Your duties will be stock work associated with lamb and cattle production, with all mustering done on 4-wheel motorbikes. Your own working dogs or experience with dog handling would be preferred. HR licence would be an advantage. Electricity and meat will be included in your salary package. Ringer: The position involves stockwork and all mustering is d...