i am fascinated by a recent article i read entitled *"i, the penis" it's clever. it's funny. and it's largely true. but all i really feel the need to say at this point is this: penis, penis, penis, penis, penis . what is that you are all so PROUD of ? ... half the world has them, you know. some men are obsessed with their bat and two balls. it's the only subject that forever both astounds and pleases them. the fact that every man alive has one only mildly decreases this pri...
i am fascinated by a recent article i read entitled *"i, the penis" it's clever. it's funny. and it's largely true. but all i really feel the need to say at this point is this: penis, penis, penis, penis, penis . what is that you are all so PROUD of ? ... half the world has them, you know. some men are obsessed with their bat and two balls. it's the only subject that forever both astounds and pleases them. the fact that every man alive has one only mildly decreases this pri...
welcome to the cranky old woman’s' internet dictionary ... or should i say dicktionary ?. doubtless this will help you navigate the brave new world of the internet, and still keep yourself nice badmin - (bad-min): any reactionary or nasty article/post directed at any site admin solely because they don't agree with everything you say. blahketing - (blah-kerr-ting): annoying tendency of some bloggers to make a comment in someone elses' article as a marketing tool ...
... what is ... ? ... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ? ... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words: government, science, doctor, lamb, paris ? ... the first thing you do every morning ? ... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ? ... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ? this has been another presentation from "stickybeakoldlady productions". mig ...
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there are at least three people in your head right now . 1. the person you think you are 2. the person you actually are 3. the person others perceive you to be if you’re in any way self-aware, make that four, by adding ... 4. the person you’d like to become most of us, if we are interested in “personal growth”, place major emphasis on person no 4. most of us look at person no 1 and say: “ok, we’re going somewhere. developing. changing. doing stuff to ma...
i am the first to admit it: i’m a bad, bad “girl”. by that, i mean i’m bad at being female. women confound me so much sometimes that i even feel sorry for men . *gasp* having so many "boys as girlfriends" only makes it so much harder to understand, too. as a case in point, my closest male friend was, some 2 years ago, in possession of a girlfriend who was obsessed with not only him, but also with me. i do not mean in romantic-novel type way obsessed, either. we are not...
Some years ago, someone remarked to me that, if aliens were to watch our television programming, they would inevitably come to several conclusions about the residents of our planet. That we are mostly tall and thin . That most of our women are blondes. That our females are so smart that they’re independently rich enough to wear fifty dollar silk panties and feel “okay about it” ... ... yet so silly to allow themselves to be parted with said panties at the approach of any male in...
you already have the condition that will someday kill you. i know that because you are alive . and if you weren’t ...you couldn’t die , right ?. a lot of people, especially as they begin to age, ponder upon what it is they will die “of”. but the answer is quite simple: you will die of being alive. sound a bit basic and simplistic ? ... ... GOOD ... because IT IS. death and dying are things we fear like a sniper, fight like an enemy and face like a coward. they are...
... what would you .... say to an alien ? wear to a beach ? do if you were dying soon ? think of someone if they told you that you were "beautiful" ? ask for if you were offered any "gift" at all ? ... be as simple or as deep as you like ... just be honest ... you came IN here ... now come on, cough it up , don't be shy ... you can tell me ps: big thankyou to that darling man, michael lucas, of www.vampiregamer.com for the "friday fiv...
as i was walking down my driveway this morning to get the mail, i passed my husbands' car, and it said "hello". i immediately realised that my husband was partially underneath the car, and partially hidden by our rampant "garden". (he has this idea that he can fix the car. sometimes, he even can ). anyway, i went along with his little ruse, and he made an absolute ASS out of me, as only he can. watch and learn ... "car": "... i said hello" me: *sighing* ... "okay ....
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don't you just HATE it when you make a chance remark that leads you into a horrible revelation that you didn't want to make ?. aka ... it's awful when you have to say something BIG to explain something SMALL ? case in point ... this is an actual conversation i had recently: friend of 4 years: "i'm surprised you never dated a professional kind of guy" me: "i sort of did once. a psychologist. years ago. well ... we went on 3 dates, anyway" fo4y: "you did ? ... you ne...