The UK Channel 4 has created a new reality show which will show real-life couples having real-time sex, after which their ‘performance’ will be reviewed by ‘sexperts’ to try and ascertain why they are having sexual difficulties.   The program, named ‘Sex Inspectors’, is being marketed as solely for ‘educational’ purposes. The Channel 4 Head of Entertainment, Julian Bellamy, says 'I'm very proud of the fact that this show is educational and informative. It's not about ...

  I am receiving a lot of comments regarding the spammer, so I want to clear something up. I am doing my best to manage it, but it's not easy. T here is a limit to what I can control. To be honest, I'm also becoming distressed about being constantly asked to change my blogs to 'no anonymous comments' or to 'delete the spam'. These are old blogs. They show up on my post list in the forum view. Comments CANNOT be deleted from this view, and the tim...

    You are a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours. You must now design your 'new' appearance and plan your experiences for the day. Let’s see what you can get up to ...       1/   What type of body, face and hair will you give yourself ?     2/   What is the first thing you will do with/to your ‘new’ body ?     3/   Who will be the focus of your romantic interest ? &...

    Now, I'm not inferring that Australians themselves are dumb. (Seeing as I am one, that would be, well, dumb of me). Yet, despite my 'love of country', I am not unaware that Australian politics has a worldwide reputation for being a little, well, different.   A quick search through the holders of Australias’ major political posts reveals why:       John Howard     Prime Minister (1996 - present) ...

  Australia is lucky in that the limited amount of fresh water we do have is of good quality, and the majority of Australians can drink fresh water directly from a tap with no purification needed. I drink a lot of water (particularly in summer) and I’m grateful I don’t have to purchase or purify it, yet I know that’s not the case everywhere.   I have a friend in Indiana who tells me they never drink their tap water on the advice of the area health industry, so how ...

  The inventor of the “ Superior Efficiency Pulsed Plasma Generator ” is selling the rights to their invention on eBay, with a reserve price of US$95million dollars. The following is from the actual listing:     “Superior Efficiency Pulsed Plasma Generator Patent - You are offered the rights to 100% of US patent 6271614 with a royalty of 5% of the gross. PLUS, new patentable improvements to effortlessly Crack H2 or H2 O from Water. This NEW technology is licens...

  This will make no sense to anyone who isn't Australian, as this is a newish band that you've probably never heard of. So sorry. You can run off now if you want to !. (I won't mind. Just this once, though !). Thirsty Merc are funky, and several Australian JoeUsers (myself included) have a friend (Sean, back right in pic) who has joined the band. Suz (Floozie) even went to school with him !. Okay, so, like I said, this may only have perve value for most of you, but for Suz a...

  It's scary, but it's true. Sleep-blogging is on the rise. See for yourself ...     Reply By: Sally jacobs Next, people will be sleep blogging! I think I may actually already do that!   Reply By: mignuna   sal, i think i did that last night with the 'friday five'   Reply By: historyishere   Sleep-blogging... a much less exciting form of intimacy.....   Reply By: mignuna ...

  I’m not a romantic woman. I admit it. The whole hearts and flowers thing leaves me colder than an Eskimo streaking at an ice polo match. ( Yes, that’s very cold ). Happily, I have deduced that this is in no my way my own fault. (‘Course not. Couldn’t possibly be).   So, my frustration is now aimed squarely at the continual failure of the males of the world to adapt the ‘traditional courtship rituals’ (yawn) to suit the modern female.   I am forced to endure...

  This week, we're doing an easy one !. Your past, both recent and distant ...       1/     Where are your ancestors from ?     2/     What have you lost lately ?     3/     When did you last have a vacation ?     4/     What was your most recent dream about ?     5/     Which song is stuck in ...

  When I lived in Sydney and went to work every day, I was what one might call ‘well-groomed’. (Okay, technically, I was what one might call ‘groomed to within an inch of my life’). At the time, I never gave my intensive self-cleaning-and-preening a second thought. It was as much a part of my routine as eating or sleeping.   I had a job. I worked in an office building. Every other person that worked there did exactly the same thing. Looked exactly the same way. That the...

  Scientists at Tokyo University of Agriculture in Tokyo, Japan, have produced a female mouse that is the offspring of two female parents. Considered biologically impossible up until now, the female mice were able to produce a daughter without the involvement of any male cells or sperm.   The baby mouse, nicknamed “Kaguya” by scientists (after a Japanese folk tale of the moon princess Kaguya), has shattered the scientific belief that two mammals of the same s...

    According to BBC News, the British Armed forces has given permission for 24 year old Chris Cranmer to officially register as a ‘Satanist’, which will allow Mr. Cranmer, a Naval Technician, to perform 'satanic rituals' on board Naval vessels.   Mr. Cranmer says that he became a Satanist around nine years ago, after reading a copy of “The Satanic Bible” by Anton Szandor LaVey, who founded the Church Of Satan in San Francisco in 1966 (and remained its' high p...

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your blog ...   Here is my question to you, dear reader, regarding my dear friend the blog spammer ... if it has to annoy me with its’ endless blah links and ads, then don’t you think the dopey bollocks could at least have the decency to make some fugging sense ?.   I can't believe it has 'Penis Erection' as one of it's links. Why must it torture me ?. Why ?. ‘Penis Erection’ ???.   &...

  This week, we’re going to move to another planet and begin a JU master-race.   For the sake of the exercise, we can assume that: (a) our families, partners, and pets are with us (without needing to be listed), and, (  we have adequate wildlife, plantlife, water, fuel, food, soil, light, power and shelter.   Make your Martian migration list here. What (who !) will you be taking with you ?. Choose from these ...     1/ &...