i, gentle reader, have laryngitis. i cannot speak !. i have not been able to utter a single word in almost 35 hours !. the only person happy about this is my husband. he is filling the void of my banter with annoying ease by making jokes about "how quiet it is in here". my mother is also here. i took her "shopping" today. she got lost and i was forced to attract her attention by clapping and waving my arms in a manner that made all the other shoppers assume that i was ...

i changed someone’s life with toilet paper. i bet you're wondering how i did that, right ?. you're thinking that you might like to do that too if that's all it takes, right ?. nothing fancy or unduly glam. just some toilet paper. couldn't be simpler. well, before i tell you, let me just explain why i was in two minds about writing this article. i find it repellant when people perform charitable acts and then go around big noting themselves for it. although i hope it's clear that this i...

So, you came home after a few coldies at 3am and decided it would be a bit of a lark to auction your corpse on eBbay ?. Never mind. We've all done it, right ?. So spare a thought for a British man who has received death threats after failing to make good with the delivery of his body to the successful eBay bidder, a German cannibal named "Donnie". 22 year old Daniel O'Dee listed his corpse for sale as a drunken dare, and before eBay could remove the listing, he received a reportedly ...

miggy say " blog idea like erection " because ... ... always happening at inconvenient or inappropriate times ... sometimes seems to be leading up to something but ends in disappointment ... acting on impulse can have disastrous repercussions ... intended recipient rarely in same mood at same time ... care is needed to avoid getting pregnant with anything you won't want to look after later ... sometimes happens in response to questionable or unexpected ...

"just one more little blog, dear i see something that's new ! i'll just skim it briefly for a quick minute or two" "just one more little blog, dear i know it's rather late but i just got a bit caught up in this forum debate !" "just one more little blog, dear then it's high time for bed i'll just check this comment then reply to what's been said" "just one more little blog, dear i just need to make sure i haven't missed ... wait ! look at this ! ... i pr...

"just one more little blog, dear i see something that's new ! i'll just skim it briefly for a quick minute or two" "just one more little blog, dear i know it's rather late but i just got a bit caught up in this forum debate !" "just one more little blog, dear then it's high time for bed i'll just check this comment then reply to what's been said" "just one more little blog, dear i just need to make sure i haven't missed ... wait ! look at this ! ... i pr...

i am not a fan of the "three lines and a link" post, but every so often something catches my attention that i just have to share. this link is to the dullest blog in the world . and it is. it really is. it's so boring it's like watching paint dry. (why that makes it so riveting i'll never know, but it is ). so, without further do, i present to you "the dullest blog in the world" Link enjoy. or something.

in ontario, canada, a lesbian couple who vowed “til death us do part” on 18 june, 2003, have filed that country’s first ever same-sex divorce action. the women, aged 41 and 61, sealed their ten-year relationship by marrying just one week after same-sex marriage became allowed under canadian law. far from being as they envisioned, the couple formally separated five days after their “legal” wedding ceremony. whilst the ruling liberal canadian government has vowed to legalize same-se...

there are two homers' in my life. one is a fat, bald, yellow guy with a big mouth and an "average" family, and the other is the world-renowned author of such epic works as the iliad and the odyssey . they appeal to me equally, although for markedly different reasons. despite the fact that watching 'the simpsons' is considered prostitution of your literacy in some circles, i am and out and proud fan of the modern-day hero that is homer j. simpson. and in answer to the intellectual sl...

there exists, according to the world weekly news, an astrophysicist by the name of dr paul winterhoof who believes that extra-terrestrials have utilised "the satellite transmissions that connect computers on the internet” to make email contact with the human race for the purposes of initiating sexual contact . (if he is right, then the influx of “untraceable” porn spam that currently clogs millions of email inboxes the world over may not solely be blamed on your garden-variety scary n...

my husband likes to watch sport. i enjoy this activity of his also, as it provides me with constant and ever-expanding proof that men are all barking mad. take for example the sport of cricket, which is known as the gentlemans’ game . my husband once attempted an explanation of this activity to me. this explanation took place during a “ test match ” (i have no idea why they are called “test matches”. nothing was tested except my patience), i cannot verify the following quote as an ex...

my husband likes to watch sport. i enjoy this activity of his also, as it provides me with constant and ever-expanding proof that men are all barking mad. take for example the sport of cricket, which is known as the gentlemans’ game . my husband once attempted an explanation of this activity to me. this explanation took place during a “ test match ” (i have no idea why they are called “test matches”. nothing was tested except my patience), i cannot verify the following quote as an ex...

this week, we do "the lesser of two evils". put yourself in the five situations below. none of them have a completely desirable outcome, as all of them involve personal compromise. as always, these are extremes , and in choosing one you forfeit the other. so, would you rather be ... 1/ extremely unattractive or exceptionally unintelligent ? 2/ totally blind or completely deaf ? 3/ unhappily in love or miserably lonely ? 4/ wildly...

there's a line in the book "the body" (by stephen king) that stayed with me long after i read it. looking back on his childhood, the author states "i never had any friends later on like the ones i had when i was twelve. christ, does anyone?" . friendships at twelve do have an innocence that withers with the onset of adulthood and its' accompanying self-awareness. things start to get in the way. reality bites, so to speak. people grow up, get jobs, get married, get lives . eventually...

at age 27 i emerged, stunned and unprepared, from the end of a tumultuous 6 year relationship. i had no plans. i had simply decided that living alone (for life if necessary) was preferable to enduring even one more day of something so unhealthy . becoming single again was just a by-product of my decision to begin living my life the way i needed to. the way i have ever since. now, as neat and tidy as that all sounds, i did not get from suddenly-single to happily hitched in one seamless ...