the world is full of divorced parents who ruin their “first” family and then threaten the world record on disastrous attempts at making another one. and whilst i have never been overly fond of the familial gathering, i like them even less now i don’t KNOW who i’m related to. i have step-siblings. adopted siblings. half-siblings. i have some twice my age and some who are still at school. the only thing we have in common is that we have a shitty father. as i grew up and each of their m...
i feel sorry for men. but don't tell anyone. (especially the men themselves). it's the original man-as-hunter vs. woman-as-nester tribal conflict. you just have to look over any suburban fence, any saturday, to see what our so-called equality has spawned: a tragic diorama of bitter would-be warriors mowing their lawns and hating their wives because they have to blame SOMEONE ... ... can i venture a scary thought ... it may not be their fault. awful, i know. but todays' man is face...
the blonde follows me into the bathroom. pleading for her life. i regard her dispassionately. i am decided. i put the gloves on. her eyes widen in alarm (it takes much longer than i expect and is very messy) i am sobbing. scrubbing. rose tainted water. terrible stains. but i hated her ... and now that she's dead i can breathe again i am calm by the time my husband arrives i do not greet him i hug my secret i hold my breath and wait his voice is...
this is an auto-generated thing - i just entered names, etc, so don't be offended - it says bad things about me too !. you can make your own version by using the link. i did it, and here is the result (with advance apologies to sam for well, you'll see what happens) ... LOSER TURD MAFIA “BIG BROTHER” Day 1 - jesse admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of sam. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, pam is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although jerry late...
The media portrayal of Australia as some sunburned expanse largely populated with extremist animal experts, bush-tucker men, and large, life-threatening animals at every turn is getting very old. Ditto the inference that the remaining populace consume only beer, are always happy, work only seasonally, walk around almost naked and speak another language. (Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing). If only it were true !. We are indeed err, blessed with some persons so multi...
if, like, totally forced, i have been known to take our guests to see tourist attractions . (i hate this, but nobody cares) ... which is how i recently found myself, (struck almost numb with boredom en route to see some THING), fixated upon the hands of the man driving the car. i should add that i know this man as well as i want to ... particularly considering his interest in tourist attractions and his ever-intrusive camera ... ... but still ... oh baby, could he drive...
"IF" - By Rudyard Kipling ... If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting; or being lied about - don't deal in lies, Or being hated - don't give way to hating; yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream and not make dreams your master; If you can think and not make tho...
this guy was motivated by his religion, but there is a lesson in there for all of us, whatever we believe ...the single word "eternity" appeared amidst the fireworks at the end of the opening ceremony of the sydney olympics. the story behind that is the amazing one of mr arthur stace, 1884-1967. born in sydney, arthur stace grew up in poverty, looking after himself and stealing as needed. at twelve he was made a ward of the state. at fifteen he was in jail. in 1930, he went to a church for th...
i don't like "scowlers". maybe i have a bit too much to say for myself, but at least i have the nerve to actually SAY it. don't you hate it when you say or do something and somebody makes THAT face ?. that face that says "i completely disapprove of what you just said/did, but i lack the conviction/courage to give voice to that. i will instead sit here with this disapproving look welded onto my countenence and make certain that you notice it". so you try. you really do. you say: "what does ...
i have musician friends. (don't be impressed. all geeky girls do). anyway, one of these friends (and by default thereby, all of us) has found himself suddenly in possession of a "wayne". any of you who have musical or artistic friends will have met a wayne at some point. waynes' start out seeming harmless enough. they pop up at the odd show. have a chat, maybe a beer afterwards. then they appear more regularly. in more places. soon, you have yourselves a real problem. now, wayne is a nice ...
people who blame others for their emotional baggage annoy me. if i had a dollar for every person i've heard blame their vile behaviour some long-since-dead love, i'd be much more of a bitch than i am now. haha. but i digress ... i don't deny that it is possible, even desirable, to ponder "what went wrong" and adjust your behaviour or expectations accordingly. but is that possible when you're too close to have any objectivity ?. using bad past experiences as an excuse to love a new person co...
i did not write this. i wish i did, though . New Study Says You’re An Idiot A new study released today by the Pew Foundation and conducted by Dr. Walter Wiznowski of Princeton University suggests that there is good and solid evidence that you are a complete and utter idiot. The three-year study, which was conducted without your knowledge and with the cooperation of your friends, neighbors and co-workers, is part of a larger effort by the world at large to conspire against you...
i did not write this. i wish i did, though . New Study Says You’re An Idiot A new study released today by the Pew Foundation and conducted by Dr. Walter Wiznowski of Princeton University suggests that there is good and solid evidence that you are a complete and utter idiot. The three-year study, which was conducted without your knowledge and with the cooperation of your friends, neighbors and co-workers, is part of a larger effort by the world at large to conspire against you...
... yourself. i like this website "future me" (link below) it lets you compose email and post-date its' delivery for anytime up until 2028. of course its' glaring flaw is the short lives of most email addresses, but it's still fun
sex is much, much too straightforward for we humans reproductive organs are unique as far as organs go, in that they contribute nothing to our survival. they are purpose built for reproduction and do not depend on pleasurable sensations, although they do afford some. there is no actual thing as "sexuality", and there are no "sex organs": no part of the body is designed solely for pleasurable purposes. you could cite the clitoris, and say its' purpose is only pleasure. and whilst ...